Austin Shinn
@untitleduser.bsky.social
Samurai Cop. Penguin. Eagle of Fate.
The Indiana Jones novels are often written off as lesser tie-ins but I’ve rarely read one that wasn’t delightful pulp. They’re short. They’re brisk. They’re fun.
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The Indiana Jones novels are often written off as lesser tie-ins but I’ve rarely read one that wasn’t delightful pulp. They’re short. They’re brisk. They’re fun.
And I said what about
January 27, 2026 at 9:47 PM
And I said what about
"The Muppets are for kids"
January 25, 2026 at 3:52 AM
"The Muppets are for kids"
Okay, Venn Diagram worked better
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Okay, Venn Diagram worked better
I have the novelization to Marvel’s Civil War in hardcover. Which one? Both. I love that the movie version and the comic version feature the same characters btw
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I have the novelization to Marvel’s Civil War in hardcover. Which one? Both. I love that the movie version and the comic version feature the same characters btw
Oh you get it. And it’s PERFECT
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Oh you get it. And it’s PERFECT
Predator Versus Spider-Man: Spidey vs a rogue Yautja vs other honorable Yautja vs Kraven. 4 issues. No fat. So much gore. So absolutely amazing. This. Slaps.
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Predator Versus Spider-Man: Spidey vs a rogue Yautja vs other honorable Yautja vs Kraven. 4 issues. No fat. So much gore. So absolutely amazing. This. Slaps.
There was a store in Missouri called Caveman and even though it was just a generic mass media store (Vintage Stock bought it) I am obsessed with the oddity of just randomly calling a store Caveman
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
There was a store in Missouri called Caveman and even though it was just a generic mass media store (Vintage Stock bought it) I am obsessed with the oddity of just randomly calling a store Caveman
I like making a reference I hope someone gets. If you get this block of dialogue, you like great music.
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I like making a reference I hope someone gets. If you get this block of dialogue, you like great music.
This is if “Flanders was a zombie?” was film criticism
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
This is if “Flanders was a zombie?” was film criticism
I hope people understand how important mocktails are. They’re not overpriced sodas. They’re genuinely well made beverages made with top notch ingredients that fill a vital role for drinkers. A quality mocktail is as good as a good beer.
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I hope people understand how important mocktails are. They’re not overpriced sodas. They’re genuinely well made beverages made with top notch ingredients that fill a vital role for drinkers. A quality mocktail is as good as a good beer.
If a creator could sue for defamation for a character, Sam Raimi could sue for defamation of Ash here. He’s written so poorly as to be functionally useless
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
If a creator could sue for defamation for a character, Sam Raimi could sue for defamation of Ash here. He’s written so poorly as to be functionally useless
And what did my labor get me? I got an amazon gift card. I got these.
January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
And what did my labor get me? I got an amazon gift card. I got these.
Protect me quacky
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Protect me quacky
You can’t make this up
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
You can’t make this up
Because we don’t have the Sabrina Carpenter Muppet Show episode, the universe willed a one-off backdoor pilot for it to exist.
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Because we don’t have the Sabrina Carpenter Muppet Show episode, the universe willed a one-off backdoor pilot for it to exist.
Invoking a saint for a stressful day
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Invoking a saint for a stressful day
I read the KPDH script…
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I read the KPDH script…
So used to seeing flattering posts after someone dies so this rules. Well done Miss A’Zion. We will be watching your career with great interest.
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
So used to seeing flattering posts after someone dies so this rules. Well done Miss A’Zion. We will be watching your career with great interest.
Published in 2004. It’s just cute to read this now after three absolutely staggering blockbusters in this series.
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Published in 2004. It’s just cute to read this now after three absolutely staggering blockbusters in this series.
I’m just plugging nonsense in.
December 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m just plugging nonsense in.
I can do this all day
December 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I can do this all day
Oh you stupid piece of shit!
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Oh you stupid piece of shit!