Uranus
@uran.bsky.social
with respect, gender whatever (pronouns whatever)
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one of my most popular designs
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
one of my most popular designs
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idk how to explain this but December 22-24 are all the same day
December 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
idk how to explain this but December 22-24 are all the same day
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I do not know how to dance but I feel like if I found myself in the club and they were playing Yaeji, COBRAH, and Shygirl I would just intuit it.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I do not know how to dance but I feel like if I found myself in the club and they were playing Yaeji, COBRAH, and Shygirl I would just intuit it.
Loving the turn my tiktok algo is taking. I'm now getting served so many OSHA violation videos
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Loving the turn my tiktok algo is taking. I'm now getting served so many OSHA violation videos
Why does it seem like everything worth buying is like ~$500 now?
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Why does it seem like everything worth buying is like ~$500 now?
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oh, it's cold outside? you're in a winter biome? i hope you're ready for sliding block puzzles.
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
oh, it's cold outside? you're in a winter biome? i hope you're ready for sliding block puzzles.
My final wrapped. Fuck Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My final wrapped. Fuck Spotify
It's awesome to be teetering on the verge of sleep after your 10 hour black Friday shift only to shift into panic mode because your roof is suddenly leaking. The heater was already not working correctly by the way.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
It's awesome to be teetering on the verge of sleep after your 10 hour black Friday shift only to shift into panic mode because your roof is suddenly leaking. The heater was already not working correctly by the way.
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liberals love posting that chart so a few months ago i spent a couple minutes remaking it in terms of dollars. the orange represents the gain in dollars
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
liberals love posting that chart so a few months ago i spent a couple minutes remaking it in terms of dollars. the orange represents the gain in dollars
I can't keep doing this holiday retail shit man I'm running on fumes
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I can't keep doing this holiday retail shit man I'm running on fumes
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why
“OnlyFans will screen creators in the United States for criminal convictions, CEO Keily Blair has announced in a post on LinkedIn”
www.xbiz.com/news/293733/...
www.xbiz.com/news/293733/...
OnlyFans Institutes Criminal Background Checks for US Creators
OnlyFans will screen creators in the United States for criminal convictions, CEO Keily Blair has announced in a post on LinkedIn.
www.xbiz.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
why
I'm not 100% sure this was released in 2009 tbh but as best I can tell it was. Bangers front to back.
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I'm not 100% sure this was released in 2009 tbh but as best I can tell it was. Bangers front to back.
I think it would benefit society a lot if every person who doesn't care about gambling instead explicitly opposed it. Gambling being legal may not be a problem for you but all it does is line the pockets of the least empathetic and most greedy people alive while destroying the lives of random others
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I think it would benefit society a lot if every person who doesn't care about gambling instead explicitly opposed it. Gambling being legal may not be a problem for you but all it does is line the pockets of the least empathetic and most greedy people alive while destroying the lives of random others
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what if instead we just
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
what if instead we just
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Something tells me we'll be seeing a lot of fresh political figures in the dem primaries for the next decade.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Something tells me we'll be seeing a lot of fresh political figures in the dem primaries for the next decade.
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Thinking about the many times I've seen "Obama is ignorant" or "AOC doesn't understand economics" or the like while Trump belches out a half-baked insincere proposal for a two-step version of the same ACA subsidy he's trying to eliminate.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Thinking about the many times I've seen "Obama is ignorant" or "AOC doesn't understand economics" or the like while Trump belches out a half-baked insincere proposal for a two-step version of the same ACA subsidy he's trying to eliminate.
Man Tidal is worse than Spotify in so many ways. I think I've gotta start buying albums and just drop the subscription thing.
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Man Tidal is worse than Spotify in so many ways. I think I've gotta start buying albums and just drop the subscription thing.
It's not too many grass types is it?
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It's not too many grass types is it?
If I start talking like this when I'm approaching my EOL date please put me down or something
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If I start talking like this when I'm approaching my EOL date please put me down or something
She doesn't even really frame this around truth. Her concern is that the information is 'coming from Chinese communists' and not the US. You can easily read this as a plea to indoctrinate American children more effectively rather than a plea to educate.
What Hillary is saying here is a conspiracy theory and not even a tame, silly one, but a whopper. A more balefully consequential and widespread one than e.g. Trump complaining that the media lied about his crowds being big.
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
She doesn't even really frame this around truth. Her concern is that the information is 'coming from Chinese communists' and not the US. You can easily read this as a plea to indoctrinate American children more effectively rather than a plea to educate.
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
Sean Bonnett's writing is so interesting. A lot of the time he's stringing together some of the realest, most relatable shit you've ever heard with nonsense. I would like to attribute meaning to the nonsense but I'm pretty confident it is only there to give the song a well rounded shape.
September 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sean Bonnett's writing is so interesting. A lot of the time he's stringing together some of the realest, most relatable shit you've ever heard with nonsense. I would like to attribute meaning to the nonsense but I'm pretty confident it is only there to give the song a well rounded shape.
Idk how many of these there are but rarely updated thread of videos like these I guess
youtu.be/kDou7FLRvVg
youtu.be/kDou7FLRvVg
Primus Songs Be Like
YouTube video by GrogFM
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September 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Idk how many of these there are but rarely updated thread of videos like these I guess
youtu.be/kDou7FLRvVg
youtu.be/kDou7FLRvVg