Nunov Urbiznez
@urbiznez.bsky.social
Used to call myself a Jack of All Trades and a Master of None, but I shouldn't.
I make exceptional omelettes.
I make exceptional omelettes.
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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Good comedy always punches up, not down. Being a comic doesn't change who you are. It reveals who you are. Hateful assholes will always write hateful jokes picking on the underdog.
Decent people will always write jokes that pick on the system and people in power who have it coming.
Decent people will always write jokes that pick on the system and people in power who have it coming.
February 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Good comedy always punches up, not down. Being a comic doesn't change who you are. It reveals who you are. Hateful assholes will always write hateful jokes picking on the underdog.
Decent people will always write jokes that pick on the system and people in power who have it coming.
Decent people will always write jokes that pick on the system and people in power who have it coming.
It's really good to know that Chris Kluwe's support for LGBTQ+ back in the football days didn't disappear
globalnews.ca/news/1102788...
globalnews.ca/news/1102788...
Former NFL punter Chris Kluwe arrested after calling MAGA a ‘Nazi movement’ - National | Globalnews.ca
'MAGA is profoundly corrupt, unmistakably anti-democracy and most importantly, MAGA is explicitly a Nazi movement,' Kluwe, a former punter for the Minnesota Vikings, said.
globalnews.ca
February 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's really good to know that Chris Kluwe's support for LGBTQ+ back in the football days didn't disappear
globalnews.ca/news/1102788...
globalnews.ca/news/1102788...
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Musk’s conflict with astronauts expands to include Scott and Mark Kelly:
February 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Musk’s conflict with astronauts expands to include Scott and Mark Kelly:
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I was off by a workday but the rest stands.
When they fire the Chair of the Joint Chiefs and the Chief of the Navy next week, they’ll use words like DEI.
The left will chalk it up to racism and sexism.
But that’s only part of it.
Mostly they just want people who they believe will carry out illegal or unethical orders.
The left will chalk it up to racism and sexism.
But that’s only part of it.
Mostly they just want people who they believe will carry out illegal or unethical orders.
February 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I was off by a workday but the rest stands.
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Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.
February 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.
Never underestimate the women in your life (positive)
So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!
February 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Never underestimate the women in your life (positive)
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PSA: Here’s how to report an issue with maps
February 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
PSA: Here’s how to report an issue with maps
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이렇게 수정된 짤 발견! 누가 만들었나 🤣
January 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
이렇게 수정된 짤 발견! 누가 만들었나 🤣
Not really a fan of this meme.
You wrote a fanfic? Author
Short story? Author
Poem? Author
Writing is like running, don't start with a marathon.
You wrote a fanfic? Author
Short story? Author
Poem? Author
Writing is like running, don't start with a marathon.
January 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Not really a fan of this meme.
You wrote a fanfic? Author
Short story? Author
Poem? Author
Writing is like running, don't start with a marathon.
You wrote a fanfic? Author
Short story? Author
Poem? Author
Writing is like running, don't start with a marathon.
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Ooof … spot-on analogy from United Humanists on FB
November 28, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Ooof … spot-on analogy from United Humanists on FB
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Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias.
He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.
propub.li/3DGXECO
He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.
propub.li/3DGXECO
The Militia and the Mole
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter.
propub.li
January 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias.
He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.
propub.li/3DGXECO
He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.
propub.li/3DGXECO
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Nearly three years into Putin's vile, belligerent invasion of Ukraine, unfortunately so many around the globe still don't fully understand what's at stake in this conflict. Sharing this widely used meme to pontificate.
🌍🇪🇺🕊️
#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
🌍🇪🇺🕊️
#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
December 29, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Nearly three years into Putin's vile, belligerent invasion of Ukraine, unfortunately so many around the globe still don't fully understand what's at stake in this conflict. Sharing this widely used meme to pontificate.
🌍🇪🇺🕊️
#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
🌍🇪🇺🕊️
#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
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say it loud, say it proud
December 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
say it loud, say it proud
I am constantly insulted on this platform
December 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I am constantly insulted on this platform
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If you are a teacher, you do not know the status of your students.
Really, you don't.
Haven't got a clue, move along, officer.
Really, you don't.
Haven't got a clue, move along, officer.
‘We’re again saving the very worst piece of legislation for the middle of the night where everyone has tuned out.’
After midnight, the #Ohio House passes 11th-hour bill forcing teachers and counselors to out #LGBTQ+ students. The bill now heads to Gov. DeWine.
thebuckeyeflame.com/2024/12/19/p...
After midnight, the #Ohio House passes 11th-hour bill forcing teachers and counselors to out #LGBTQ+ students. The bill now heads to Gov. DeWine.
thebuckeyeflame.com/2024/12/19/p...
Ohio House passes 11th-hour bill forcing teachers and counselors to out LGBTQ+ students; now heads to governor
'We’re again saving the very worst piece of legislation for the middle of the night where everyone has tuned out.'
thebuckeyeflame.com
December 28, 2024 at 10:14 AM
If you are a teacher, you do not know the status of your students.
Really, you don't.
Haven't got a clue, move along, officer.
Really, you don't.
Haven't got a clue, move along, officer.
I have some skin in this game, as this is how I lost my younger brother this year.
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 28, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I have some skin in this game, as this is how I lost my younger brother this year.
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
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I've shared this quote before but I'll share it again, as it's one I've been thinking about a lot as I've watched how our oligarchs have been behaving over the past few months.
December 27, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I've shared this quote before but I'll share it again, as it's one I've been thinking about a lot as I've watched how our oligarchs have been behaving over the past few months.
Me, anytime someone asks me if I have plans for the evening.
Scroll on your phone until you feel sad, put it down until you feel bored
December 28, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Me, anytime someone asks me if I have plans for the evening.
Is it cool for me to immediately hate whatever the fuck this is?
If we wanted a popularity metric, we would have stayed over in the elephant graveyard.
If we wanted a popularity metric, we would have stayed over in the elephant graveyard.
The login thing says I’m 10/10 for everything but “impac” so how do I get that up please
December 27, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Is it cool for me to immediately hate whatever the fuck this is?
If we wanted a popularity metric, we would have stayed over in the elephant graveyard.
If we wanted a popularity metric, we would have stayed over in the elephant graveyard.
🎵carb around
Every now and then, I get a little bit of spaghetti, with Marinara meatballs...
🎵carb around
Every now and then, I get a hot crusty bun, and spread some butter, and then I see the look in your eyes...
(Deleted and reposted because of autocorrect)
Every now and then, I get a little bit of spaghetti, with Marinara meatballs...
🎵carb around
Every now and then, I get a hot crusty bun, and spread some butter, and then I see the look in your eyes...
(Deleted and reposted because of autocorrect)
I GET HANGRY
BUT THEN I EAT A CARB
KEEP ON BRINGING ME ALL THE CARBS
GET HANGRY
BUT THEN I EAT A CARB
KEEP ON BRINGING ME ALL THE CARBS
Carbing the night away
Carbing the night away
BUT THEN I EAT A CARB
KEEP ON BRINGING ME ALL THE CARBS
GET HANGRY
BUT THEN I EAT A CARB
KEEP ON BRINGING ME ALL THE CARBS
Carbing the night away
Carbing the night away
They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
December 27, 2024 at 2:03 AM
🎵carb around
Every now and then, I get a little bit of spaghetti, with Marinara meatballs...
🎵carb around
Every now and then, I get a hot crusty bun, and spread some butter, and then I see the look in your eyes...
(Deleted and reposted because of autocorrect)
Every now and then, I get a little bit of spaghetti, with Marinara meatballs...
🎵carb around
Every now and then, I get a hot crusty bun, and spread some butter, and then I see the look in your eyes...
(Deleted and reposted because of autocorrect)
I really hope @bsky.app and @safety.bsky.app appreciate that all of us fled Twitter to come here.
Sign this petition to add your name to the growing list of people asking Bluesky to hold accounts to the standards
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December 13, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I really hope @bsky.app and @safety.bsky.app appreciate that all of us fled Twitter to come here.
Sign this petition to add your name to the growing list of people asking Bluesky to hold accounts to the standards
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Yikes. For anyone wanting to do more research into who Dr. Oz is and what he stands for, I highly recommend listening to the Behind the Bastards podcast episodes that the brilliant @iwriteok.bsky.social did on him recently. Illuminating🤢
open.spotify.com/episode/54f6...
open.spotify.com/episode/54f6...
CZM Rewind: Part One: Dr. Oz: Why 'America's Doctor' Is A Bastard
Behind the Bastards · Episode
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Yikes. For anyone wanting to do more research into who Dr. Oz is and what he stands for, I highly recommend listening to the Behind the Bastards podcast episodes that the brilliant @iwriteok.bsky.social did on him recently. Illuminating🤢
open.spotify.com/episode/54f6...
open.spotify.com/episode/54f6...