your pal uly
@uscocksman.bsky.social
Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
store brand room temperature oysters is so out of pocket i have no choice but to respect this
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
store brand room temperature oysters is so out of pocket i have no choice but to respect this
you absolutely do not
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
you absolutely do not
wrong again, youtube
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
wrong again, youtube
yeah no that definitely checks out
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yeah no that definitely checks out
not the guy who pretended to have a dog for years being disingenuous? well i never
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
not the guy who pretended to have a dog for years being disingenuous? well i never
man i’m sorry, that’s awful
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
man i’m sorry, that’s awful
also i am extremely unlikely to take another job, as i do not intend to ever work again after the one you give me
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
also i am extremely unlikely to take another job, as i do not intend to ever work again after the one you give me
perhaps i will not win very much, or probably at all, but i am certainly a tremendous value
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
perhaps i will not win very much, or probably at all, but i am certainly a tremendous value
we’re just asking questions
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
we’re just asking questions
needs more anecdotes about coach royal telling him to put the bb’s back in the box and whatnot
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
needs more anecdotes about coach royal telling him to put the bb’s back in the box and whatnot