your pal uly
@uscocksman.bsky.social
Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
not trying to brag but i’m straight and i still know the answers to all of these
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
not trying to brag but i’m straight and i still know the answers to all of these
oh shit is that THE iconic 2018 dodge durango made famous by the hit cbs procedural spin-off ncis: hawaii
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
oh shit is that THE iconic 2018 dodge durango made famous by the hit cbs procedural spin-off ncis: hawaii
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Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
for your consideration:
sparkling milk
sparkling milk
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
for your consideration:
sparkling milk
sparkling milk
not saying either is the right or wrong ranking, but i don’t understand how ou and vanderbilt—with the same record, nearly identical losses, similar strength of record and strength of schedule—can be ranked so far apart, and on either side of texas, who they each lost to
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
not saying either is the right or wrong ranking, but i don’t understand how ou and vanderbilt—with the same record, nearly identical losses, similar strength of record and strength of schedule—can be ranked so far apart, and on either side of texas, who they each lost to
wait am i understanding correctly that lane kiffin pretended to own a dog this whole time
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
wait am i understanding correctly that lane kiffin pretended to own a dog this whole time
i keep my evening routine simple: enter through the garage (the only entrance), walk through 4 doorways past some of my many, many bathrooms, slide open the panel behind the bed in my master suite, and walk down the secret corridor to my Series of Inescapable Boxes
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i keep my evening routine simple: enter through the garage (the only entrance), walk through 4 doorways past some of my many, many bathrooms, slide open the panel behind the bed in my master suite, and walk down the secret corridor to my Series of Inescapable Boxes
this won’t be a popular opinion around here but players and coaches switching schools for better opportunities is an inevitable outcome of the money that comes from having every game broadcast, and we should acknowledge that the cost for our access to viewing it is it being a fully commercial entity
I genuinely would like a post on here to begin “this won’t be a popular opinion around here” and not have it immediately turn to shit and be insightful or challenging but unfortunately a lot of people are waiting to launch terrible posts with that disclaimer
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
this won’t be a popular opinion around here but players and coaches switching schools for better opportunities is an inevitable outcome of the money that comes from having every game broadcast, and we should acknowledge that the cost for our access to viewing it is it being a fully commercial entity
i am once again renewing my offer to college football teams: hire me as head coach and you will only be on the hook for a buyout in the single digit millions
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i am once again renewing my offer to college football teams: hire me as head coach and you will only be on the hook for a buyout in the single digit millions
i should not be sweating nearly this much when putting up christmas decorations
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i should not be sweating nearly this much when putting up christmas decorations
that said let’s give mack brown a blank check and turn the campaigner emeritus loose on the voters
beat ou arkansas and a&m i honestly don’t give a shit what happens next this year is a win
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
that said let’s give mack brown a blank check and turn the campaigner emeritus loose on the voters
beat ou arkansas and a&m i honestly don’t give a shit what happens next this year is a win
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
beat ou arkansas and a&m i honestly don’t give a shit what happens next this year is a win
folks i would have bet a large sum of money that was going out of the end zone and i damn near crapped my heart out of my butt
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
folks i would have bet a large sum of money that was going out of the end zone and i damn near crapped my heart out of my butt
ethan burke has personally and directly kept 10 points off the board tonight
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ethan burke has personally and directly kept 10 points off the board tonight
lmao my man got mugged
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
lmao my man got mugged
a very blessed fire pit szn to you and yours
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
a very blessed fire pit szn to you and yours
ok quick question,
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ok quick question,
even if you personally hate it, no widely consumed food is actually bad or it wouldn't be widely consumed, except black olives, which are a fucking abomination
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
even if you personally hate it, no widely consumed food is actually bad or it wouldn't be widely consumed, except black olives, which are a fucking abomination
thanksgiving is the best holiday because you can post about food that you like and have complete strangers tell you why it sucks and then go do a live action reenactment of a facebook comment thread at your in laws' house
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
thanksgiving is the best holiday because you can post about food that you like and have complete strangers tell you why it sucks and then go do a live action reenactment of a facebook comment thread at your in laws' house
around this time people were asking insane rhetorical questions like “oh so he should just never coach again? his career should be ruined?” and… yes! absolutely! very obviously yes! how is that in any way confusing
Art Briles has been hired as the head football coach at a D2 school and so is back in the news. If you want to understand why this hire is upsetting for many, here's the long piece @dansolomon.com and I wrote back in 2019 about How Baylor Happened: web.archive.org/web/20190208...
How Baylor Happened
WACO, Texas — There’s not much to recommend spending four years in Waco. Driving into town up Interstate 35 from the south, the endless stretch of Texas nothing fills out slowly. It’s flat in the way ...
web.archive.org
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
around this time people were asking insane rhetorical questions like “oh so he should just never coach again? his career should be ruined?” and… yes! absolutely! very obviously yes! how is that in any way confusing
wait do you guys really only have one box
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
wait do you guys really only have one box
"please pretend for one more week that the coach isn't leaving thank u"
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"please pretend for one more week that the coach isn't leaving thank u"
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inside of you there are two garys
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
inside of you there are two garys
this foppish dandy mfer
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
this foppish dandy mfer