your pal uly
@uscocksman.bsky.social
Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
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[sweaty, 90 minutes into a speech talking about how Big And Strong Raul Mondesi was] we like to say SASAKI, right? SASASKI, where is-SASASKI-where is he? [pointing at Yamamoto] there he- [pretends to throw fastball] lot of speed with regard to fast
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
[sweaty, 90 minutes into a speech talking about how Big And Strong Raul Mondesi was] we like to say SASAKI, right? SASASKI, where is-SASASKI-where is he? [pointing at Yamamoto] there he- [pretends to throw fastball] lot of speed with regard to fast
i have good days and i have bad days but i have thankfully never had a day where i stopped my truck in traffic so i could be recorded assaulting and subsequently getting my ass kicked by teenagers
February 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i have good days and i have bad days but i have thankfully never had a day where i stopped my truck in traffic so i could be recorded assaulting and subsequently getting my ass kicked by teenagers
oh shit it's poppin off at nakatomi plaza
Helicopter just flew very fast and INCREDIBLY low — down between the Wells Fargo building and Bank of America building, below roof level — through downtown LA.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
oh shit it's poppin off at nakatomi plaza
hello texas buddies, i'm sure you all remember how fucked it was 2021, if you feel like empathizing with your wallet
Hey people who aren’t in Nashville: The power is still out for a lot of people. (Day 8, give it up for day 8!) The temps are still below freezing. The alleged president still hasn’t approved our disaster declaration so we can’t get any help from whatever is left of FEMA. Send money.
Disaster Relief - United Way of Greater Nashville
United Way helps communities prepare for and respond to disasters in real time. Our network is uniquely positioned to provide on-the-ground disaster response, including raising funds; providing resour...
www.unitedwaygreaternashville.org
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
hello texas buddies, i'm sure you all remember how fucked it was 2021, if you feel like empathizing with your wallet
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
pretty horny for this tbh
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
pretty horny for this tbh
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Looking like Rehmet will win SD9, a +17 Trump district, by 15 points. The district hasn't elected a Democrat since 1991. Wow.
Hard to overstate how big a deal a Rehmet win would be. Tarrant County is the epicenter of Christian nationalism in Texas, an incubator for far-right policies, and nexus of billionaire Tim Dunn's network, which is riding hard for Wambsganss. Rehmet almost entirely funded by donations of $100 or less
‼️‼️ Still a lot TBD, but Rehmet is leading early vote count by **13 POINTS** in a district that Trump won by 17 points. I'll be updating in this thread throughout the night.
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Looking like Rehmet will win SD9, a +17 Trump district, by 15 points. The district hasn't elected a Democrat since 1991. Wow.
after cringing at my screen for several minutes i did eventually read this, and he doesn't really have an opinion on or understanding of any of these things, which is somehow simultaneously worrying and a huge relief
We asked @ColtMcCoy, former UT quarterback and Greg Abbott appointee to the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board, about AI, DEI programs, and Texas A&M’s censorship of Plato: https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/colt-mccoy-higher-education-board-appointment/
Colt McCoy’s Plan for Higher Education: “Take a Snap and Go Play Ball”
Greg Abbott appointed the Longhorns legend to help oversee the state’s universities. We asked the QB what his vision is.
www.texasmonthly.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:27 PM
after cringing at my screen for several minutes i did eventually read this, and he doesn't really have an opinion on or understanding of any of these things, which is somehow simultaneously worrying and a huge relief
spurs defense has the rockets in absolute hell this quarter, i do not care for it
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 AM
spurs defense has the rockets in absolute hell this quarter, i do not care for it
oh hell yeah brother
"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
Philly DA vows to prosecute ‘wannabe Nazi' ICE agents who violate the law
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
oh hell yeah brother
instead, use wording such as people experiencing frenchness
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
instead, use wording such as people experiencing frenchness
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A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
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you’re laughing? they’re holding his phone over his head and doing the thing where they extend their arm and hold him back by his forehead so he can’t get any closer and he’s helplessly swinging at the air and crying and some pee came out and then his pants fell down and you’re laughing??
Greg Bovino has been locked out of his social media accounts by the Trump administration.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/p...
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 AM
you’re laughing? they’re holding his phone over his head and doing the thing where they extend their arm and hold him back by his forehead so he can’t get any closer and he’s helplessly swinging at the air and crying and some pee came out and then his pants fell down and you’re laughing??
you’re laughing? they’re holding his phone over his head and doing the thing where they extend their arm and hold him back by his forehead so he can’t get any closer and he’s helplessly swinging at the air and crying and some pee came out and then his pants fell down and you’re laughing??
Greg Bovino has been locked out of his social media accounts by the Trump administration.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/p...
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 AM
you’re laughing? they’re holding his phone over his head and doing the thing where they extend their arm and hold him back by his forehead so he can’t get any closer and he’s helplessly swinging at the air and crying and some pee came out and then his pants fell down and you’re laughing??
if only there was some way to stop doing a terrible job that you hate but alas the technology is years away
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 8:25 PM
if only there was some way to stop doing a terrible job that you hate but alas the technology is years away
fine fine but this is nimby shit. get ice out of america, get ice out of existence, let’s start there
Our message is clear: ICE needs to get out of Minnesota.
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
fine fine but this is nimby shit. get ice out of america, get ice out of existence, let’s start there
each successive video is worse and more damning. i’m not a smart enough man to know how or what, but i know that the state of minnesota HAS to do something to attempt to find justice here. even if it’s a losing proposition, this just cannot continue to go completely unchecked
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
each successive video is worse and more damning. i’m not a smart enough man to know how or what, but i know that the state of minnesota HAS to do something to attempt to find justice here. even if it’s a losing proposition, this just cannot continue to go completely unchecked
this man is just calmly standing there recording with his phone, and he isn't approaching a goddamn thing
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
this man is just calmly standing there recording with his phone, and he isn't approaching a goddamn thing
chunky if you're listening to me you have to google the moon
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 20, 2026 at 8:23 PM
chunky if you're listening to me you have to google the moon
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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
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Me pitching a train ad campaign
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Me pitching a train ad campaign
cj i am begging you please PLEASE do not fuck this up for us
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
cj i am begging you please PLEASE do not fuck this up for us
so far houston playing in a light snow is going roughly as well as houston driving in a light snow
January 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
so far houston playing in a light snow is going roughly as well as houston driving in a light snow
somehow against all odds this is not AI
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
somehow against all odds this is not AI