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your pal uly

@uscocksman.bsky.social

1.1K followers 310 following 10K posts

Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 20h

that’s for sure an auburn td, yeah?

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 23h

hook them imo

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 1d

my numerous doubters and haters can’t say shit imo

gumbo, they said it couldn’t be done, they said it was impossible

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 1d

already at chocolate

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 1d

gang i have fallen egregiously behind in my gumbo prep and i’m speedrunning this roux, prayers up for ya boy

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 1d

every week, without fail, i forget what became of the pac diaspora and conference realignment begins in my head anew

Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 1d

Been coming to Texas-OU for almost 30 years but this is the first time I’ve stayed at an ACC team hotel.

Took me a while to figure out why Stanford is here.

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d

i’m sure you thumb through the index for solutions regularly

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d

an honest to god printed book about java is crazy work

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d

can we finally give johnny cash his due. what the

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d

i don’t think bunts should be illegal necessarily but i do think that if the batter’s hands aren’t touching each other it should be a strike regardless of where the ball ends up

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 2d

oh you don’t care about my fantasy team? you don’t want to hear about how i drafted cam skattebo as a flyer in the 8th round? grow up

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 3d

sally’s making cookies there as we speak

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Grant @gdubbstl.bsky.social · 3d

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 3d

wasn't a good day of golf, it was a GREAT day of golf [clap clap clap clap clap clap clap]

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 5d

a terrible bargain tbh

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 5d

[monkey paw curls] and they’re all ass

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 5d

just as we all predicted the texans are tied with the chiefs and ahead of the ravens five games into the season

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 6d

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 6d

my man really got ‘call an ambulance’d and ‘what are you gonna do stab me’d at the same time

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 6d

imagine fighting a senior citizen over a parking space and him just fucking your whole entire world all the way up, could not and absolutely would not be me

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 6d

this remains true but even moreso in terms of not catching a felony charge for it

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 7d

i endeavor to live my life in such a way that i’m never arrested for my own stabbing

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 7d

real “fired on your day off” energy

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 7d

i endeavor to live my life in such a way that i’m never arrested for my own stabbing

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 7d

love this, sending to my drum and recording nerd pals

your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 7d

let me be the latest to say that one battle after another is a fucking incredible film and i already want to be seeing it again

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