John. (Poet) Rated "good egg" by Becky, Baroness of Bunzy.
@uskiwi.bsky.social
I'm an unapologetic asshole. Sorry about that.
Outing idiocy wherever I can, even if it's only in the mirror. Critical Care RN. Lib. He/Him.
BLM 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧
(Currently awaiting a critical mass of followers to achieve my goal of social media monetization)
Outing idiocy wherever I can, even if it's only in the mirror. Critical Care RN. Lib. He/Him.
BLM 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧
(Currently awaiting a critical mass of followers to achieve my goal of social media monetization)
Reposted by John. (Poet) Rated "good egg" by Becky, Baroness of Bunzy.
Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.
November 24, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.
The worst part of being an immigrant in the US is having to eat my neighbour's pets and pretend I don't know anything about it.
September 11, 2024 at 4:07 PM
The worst part of being an immigrant in the US is having to eat my neighbour's pets and pretend I don't know anything about it.
Amazon could make a killing by adding products that are just reminders.
Add "pick up milk" to your cart, and they'll never let you forget it.
Years later, they'll still say, "Hey, are you still interested in pick up milk?"
Add "pick up milk" to your cart, and they'll never let you forget it.
Years later, they'll still say, "Hey, are you still interested in pick up milk?"
July 20, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Amazon could make a killing by adding products that are just reminders.
Add "pick up milk" to your cart, and they'll never let you forget it.
Years later, they'll still say, "Hey, are you still interested in pick up milk?"
Add "pick up milk" to your cart, and they'll never let you forget it.
Years later, they'll still say, "Hey, are you still interested in pick up milk?"
Crowdstrike, or birdstrike?
The airports aren't sure.
The airports aren't sure.
July 19, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Crowdstrike, or birdstrike?
The airports aren't sure.
The airports aren't sure.
Reposted by John. (Poet) Rated "good egg" by Becky, Baroness of Bunzy.
money can't buy happiness but poverty sure as fuck buys even less of it
June 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM
money can't buy happiness but poverty sure as fuck buys even less of it
After seeing my first cyber truck in the wild, all I can assume is that the people who own them really *really* love minecraft.
Well, that, and they're dicks.
Well, that, and they're dicks.
June 7, 2024 at 10:29 AM
After seeing my first cyber truck in the wild, all I can assume is that the people who own them really *really* love minecraft.
Well, that, and they're dicks.
Well, that, and they're dicks.
Checks out.
June 3, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Checks out.
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While it might be easy to mock Maga assholes for their anger in this moment, take some time to remember that that anger is actually coming from a place of profound weakness, and we should be sure to mock them for that too.
May 30, 2024 at 10:59 PM
While it might be easy to mock Maga assholes for their anger in this moment, take some time to remember that that anger is actually coming from a place of profound weakness, and we should be sure to mock them for that too.
I'm insanely jealous of people who only have 99 problems.
May 23, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I'm insanely jealous of people who only have 99 problems.
Just checked my DMs for that dose of grounding reality, only to find I don't even have them.
Even Bluesky knows it's wasted on me.
Even Bluesky knows it's wasted on me.
May 22, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Just checked my DMs for that dose of grounding reality, only to find I don't even have them.
Even Bluesky knows it's wasted on me.
Even Bluesky knows it's wasted on me.
This is the best analogy for the election I've seen so far.
People have faults, and these two candidates definitely do.
One currently defending himself against his previous criminal actions is the worst person to lead a country. Figuratively, or not.
He absolutely can't be allowed another shot.
People have faults, and these two candidates definitely do.
One currently defending himself against his previous criminal actions is the worst person to lead a country. Figuratively, or not.
He absolutely can't be allowed another shot.
I'm so sick of people who act like salmonella is a delicious salad topping simply because E.coli exists.
May 15, 2024 at 3:31 AM
This is the best analogy for the election I've seen so far.
People have faults, and these two candidates definitely do.
One currently defending himself against his previous criminal actions is the worst person to lead a country. Figuratively, or not.
He absolutely can't be allowed another shot.
People have faults, and these two candidates definitely do.
One currently defending himself against his previous criminal actions is the worst person to lead a country. Figuratively, or not.
He absolutely can't be allowed another shot.
100% in agreement with this.
I am convinced that the worst thing about the internet is that it allowed people who historically would have been considered the worst person in town and totally ostracized for their perpetual bad vibes and opinions to find out that they have thousands of global allies and after that it was so over.
May 13, 2024 at 7:51 AM
100% in agreement with this.
Cinco de Mayo in Berkeley, and I've got no idea where the best spots are.
I've only been in the Bay area a short while, and I feel absolutely at a loss.
This year's schedule has worked out for me, but my lack of local knowledge is turning out to be a bigger issue.
Ay de mí.
I've only been in the Bay area a short while, and I feel absolutely at a loss.
This year's schedule has worked out for me, but my lack of local knowledge is turning out to be a bigger issue.
Ay de mí.
May 5, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Cinco de Mayo in Berkeley, and I've got no idea where the best spots are.
I've only been in the Bay area a short while, and I feel absolutely at a loss.
This year's schedule has worked out for me, but my lack of local knowledge is turning out to be a bigger issue.
Ay de mí.
I've only been in the Bay area a short while, and I feel absolutely at a loss.
This year's schedule has worked out for me, but my lack of local knowledge is turning out to be a bigger issue.
Ay de mí.
Spin it again! This Twister game is way easier than you made it out to be.
May 3, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Spin it again! This Twister game is way easier than you made it out to be.
This is unbelievable. Greatest country in the world. Unless you're poor, black, or female.
The horror of being all three isn't appreciated by people with white skin who have the justice system biased in their favour.
Incarceration is the end goal, and the punishment continues even after release.
The horror of being all three isn't appreciated by people with white skin who have the justice system biased in their favour.
Incarceration is the end goal, and the punishment continues even after release.
Florida is charging formerly incarcerated people $50 a day even if they’re no longer in prison. The “pay to stay” fee is based on the length of the original sentence, so even when they're released they must keep paying for a prison bed they’re not using. www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-n...
Pay to stay: Florida inmates charged for prison cells long after incarceration
It's a common saying: You do the crime, you do the time. But when people are released from prison, freedom is fragmented. It marks the start of new hardships, impacting families and communities.
www.abcactionnews.com
April 27, 2024 at 8:31 PM
This is unbelievable. Greatest country in the world. Unless you're poor, black, or female.
The horror of being all three isn't appreciated by people with white skin who have the justice system biased in their favour.
Incarceration is the end goal, and the punishment continues even after release.
The horror of being all three isn't appreciated by people with white skin who have the justice system biased in their favour.
Incarceration is the end goal, and the punishment continues even after release.
Reposted by John. (Poet) Rated "good egg" by Becky, Baroness of Bunzy.
Florida is charging formerly incarcerated people $50 a day even if they’re no longer in prison. The “pay to stay” fee is based on the length of the original sentence, so even when they're released they must keep paying for a prison bed they’re not using. www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-n...
Pay to stay: Florida inmates charged for prison cells long after incarceration
It's a common saying: You do the crime, you do the time. But when people are released from prison, freedom is fragmented. It marks the start of new hardships, impacting families and communities.
www.abcactionnews.com
April 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Florida is charging formerly incarcerated people $50 a day even if they’re no longer in prison. The “pay to stay” fee is based on the length of the original sentence, so even when they're released they must keep paying for a prison bed they’re not using. www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-n...
Reposted by John. (Poet) Rated "good egg" by Becky, Baroness of Bunzy.
You're never completely useless if you can still be used as a bad example.
April 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
You're never completely useless if you can still be used as a bad example.
The downside of being super intermittent with social media is that when I get back on and catch up on my feed, I always feel like a stalker.
I probably shouldn't do it while hiding in a tree, I guess.
I probably shouldn't do it while hiding in a tree, I guess.
April 27, 2024 at 7:49 PM
The downside of being super intermittent with social media is that when I get back on and catch up on my feed, I always feel like a stalker.
I probably shouldn't do it while hiding in a tree, I guess.
I probably shouldn't do it while hiding in a tree, I guess.
Everyone is all fuck cancer, until it's OJ.
Lol. That's what you get for being a murderer.
Lol. That's what you get for being a murderer.
April 12, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Everyone is all fuck cancer, until it's OJ.
Lol. That's what you get for being a murderer.
Lol. That's what you get for being a murderer.
Rather than calling it the Donald J Trump Federal Correctional Facility, The House of Trump would be not only more succinct but more accurate.
April 6, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Rather than calling it the Donald J Trump Federal Correctional Facility, The House of Trump would be not only more succinct but more accurate.
Joe Leiberman, to me, always had the demeanor of a Muppet that Jim Henson couldn't bear to use anymore.
So it sat, crumpled, dejected, and soulless.
So it sat, crumpled, dejected, and soulless.
March 28, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Joe Leiberman, to me, always had the demeanor of a Muppet that Jim Henson couldn't bear to use anymore.
So it sat, crumpled, dejected, and soulless.
So it sat, crumpled, dejected, and soulless.
Quit your fucking job to anyone who's thinking about it, but specifically the Supreme Court justices.
March 4, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Quit your fucking job to anyone who's thinking about it, but specifically the Supreme Court justices.
Ladies and gentlemen.
*drumroll*
Christopher Luxton. The new Prime Minister of New Zealand.
p.s. he used to run an airline.
*drumroll*
Christopher Luxton. The new Prime Minister of New Zealand.
p.s. he used to run an airline.
March 2, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Ladies and gentlemen.
*drumroll*
Christopher Luxton. The new Prime Minister of New Zealand.
p.s. he used to run an airline.
*drumroll*
Christopher Luxton. The new Prime Minister of New Zealand.
p.s. he used to run an airline.
This helps understand why news organizations are frustrating void of real journalistic integrity.
The media are collectively in a race for one lucky outlet to be anointed as the sole state propaganda machine when a dictator is finally "elected." Only then can they all rest.
March 2, 2024 at 1:08 PM
This helps understand why news organizations are frustrating void of real journalistic integrity.