Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman
@usps.bsky.social
Amateur Titanic Historian, Baseball Nerd, and Simpsons quoter. I make money by giving you stuff you don't want every day. The United States Postal Service does not sanction or endorse anything I have to say about anything ever.
I know it's pretty far down the list right now, but while we're pressing back against the fascist takeover of this country, can this guy get thrown against the wall, too?
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January 30, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I know it's pretty far down the list right now, but while we're pressing back against the fascist takeover of this country, can this guy get thrown against the wall, too?
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
Get fucked, Cleveland.
January 28, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Get fucked, Cleveland.
Whoopsie!
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Whoopsie!
The republican party is absolutely cooked if it can't hold on to white baseball dudes named Kole
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The republican party is absolutely cooked if it can't hold on to white baseball dudes named Kole
Man I'm tired of leftists and liberals getting accused of living in bubbles by guys who think the Insurrection Act is a +10 boon for a president's popularity.
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Man I'm tired of leftists and liberals getting accused of living in bubbles by guys who think the Insurrection Act is a +10 boon for a president's popularity.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have done it. We have found the dumbest comment in the history of the internet.
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we have done it. We have found the dumbest comment in the history of the internet.
Represent!
January 25, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Represent!
Good start to your statement, I made a few helpful edits to get you on track.
January 25, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Good start to your statement, I made a few helpful edits to get you on track.
Everyone knows the real intent of the framers of the constitution when writing the second amendment was to make sure your Subway sandwich artist knew you were serious about extra cheese.
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Everyone knows the real intent of the framers of the constitution when writing the second amendment was to make sure your Subway sandwich artist knew you were serious about extra cheese.
Yes, there is always going to be a minority contingent of this country for whom the shootings will always be justified, but there is a vanishingly small audience for whom Miller's brand will still play. Everyone saw the video. No one will buy that it was an "assassination attempt."
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Yes, there is always going to be a minority contingent of this country for whom the shootings will always be justified, but there is a vanishingly small audience for whom Miller's brand will still play. Everyone saw the video. No one will buy that it was an "assassination attempt."
When you forget to crop out your hobbit's child body double
January 24, 2026 at 6:48 AM
When you forget to crop out your hobbit's child body double
I love the degree to which people will convince you their previous work prepared them to be a politician. "I spent a decade asking Mike Tomlin 'What do you hope to do different in the second half?' 900 times. Here's how I can use that in the US senate"
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I love the degree to which people will convince you their previous work prepared them to be a politician. "I spent a decade asking Mike Tomlin 'What do you hope to do different in the second half?' 900 times. Here's how I can use that in the US senate"
Going from 100pts ahead of buffet to 300pts ahead in the span of the first year of the pandemic when she was attending all the NatSec briefings on projected economic disruption lol
January 21, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Going from 100pts ahead of buffet to 300pts ahead in the span of the first year of the pandemic when she was attending all the NatSec briefings on projected economic disruption lol
Dude turned this tweet into an E.O.
January 19, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Dude turned this tweet into an E.O.
Abolishing ICE is now not only the overwhelmingly favored position of the Democratic party voters, but has plurality support *with the entire country.*
If you don't have the courage to do what is already popular, perhaps you simply don't mind what ICE is doing.
If you don't have the courage to do what is already popular, perhaps you simply don't mind what ICE is doing.
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Abolishing ICE is now not only the overwhelmingly favored position of the Democratic party voters, but has plurality support *with the entire country.*
If you don't have the courage to do what is already popular, perhaps you simply don't mind what ICE is doing.
If you don't have the courage to do what is already popular, perhaps you simply don't mind what ICE is doing.
"Christian activist"
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
"Christian activist"
Weird how the open carry crowd suddenly has objections when it's certain people doing the carrying.
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Weird how the open carry crowd suddenly has objections when it's certain people doing the carrying.
That's right, under the new Trump administration, even our ships are full of shit
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
That's right, under the new Trump administration, even our ships are full of shit
This is such a bonkers way to frame "USPS reduced its prices."
"We were getting SLAPPED with a FEE for sending MAIL"
Yeah man, that's called postage. It's always existed.
"We were getting SLAPPED with a FEE for sending MAIL"
Yeah man, that's called postage. It's always existed.
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This is such a bonkers way to frame "USPS reduced its prices."
"We were getting SLAPPED with a FEE for sending MAIL"
Yeah man, that's called postage. It's always existed.
"We were getting SLAPPED with a FEE for sending MAIL"
Yeah man, that's called postage. It's always existed.