ET Heisenberg
@utdheisenberg.bsky.social
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Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
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Traveller who hates packing.
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Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
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First season since the Ralf Rangnick eraI(!) that I'm not going to Selhurst Park to watch us. Didn't see us win once - with a horror show thrown in for good measure 💀
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Enjoying this second half...
but nervous in case Casemiro gets booked 😱
but nervous in case Casemiro gets booked 😱
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Enjoying this second half...
but nervous in case Casemiro gets booked 😱
but nervous in case Casemiro gets booked 😱
Are Ruben Amorim's Manchester United playing a back 4?! Or my eyes playing tricks? 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Are Ruben Amorim's Manchester United playing a back 4?! Or my eyes playing tricks? 🤔
And fuck you once more Henderson! W⚓
Fucking Finally! 😅
Take that Henderson you prick! 🍆
Take that Henderson you prick! 🍆
United have played better in 10 minutes against Palace than they did in 100 minutes against Everton. Will we ever score past Dean Henderson though?!
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
And fuck you once more Henderson! W⚓
Fucking Finally! 😅
Take that Henderson you prick! 🍆
Take that Henderson you prick! 🍆
United have played better in 10 minutes against Palace than they did in 100 minutes against Everton. Will we ever score past Dean Henderson though?!
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Fucking Finally! 😅
Take that Henderson you prick! 🍆
Take that Henderson you prick! 🍆
Halftime lunch done 😋😵💫
Hope Amorim gave the lads a team talk reminiscent of Any Given Sunday!
Hope Amorim gave the lads a team talk reminiscent of Any Given Sunday!
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Halftime lunch done 😋😵💫
Hope Amorim gave the lads a team talk reminiscent of Any Given Sunday!
Hope Amorim gave the lads a team talk reminiscent of Any Given Sunday!
Two 3-4-3s but two completely different systems and strategies. One is working the other isn't. Either improve the players or play to the strengths of the players at your disposal (especially if they're already shit)
#CRYMUN
#CRYMUN
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Two 3-4-3s but two completely different systems and strategies. One is working the other isn't. Either improve the players or play to the strengths of the players at your disposal (especially if they're already shit)
#CRYMUN
#CRYMUN
There was really no need for Yoro to engage with Mateta for that penalty 🤦🏽
The through ball by Wharton though. To think United looked at him two years ago and said 'No' 🤦🏽🤦🏽
The through ball by Wharton though. To think United looked at him two years ago and said 'No' 🤦🏽🤦🏽
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
There was really no need for Yoro to engage with Mateta for that penalty 🤦🏽
The through ball by Wharton though. To think United looked at him two years ago and said 'No' 🤦🏽🤦🏽
The through ball by Wharton though. To think United looked at him two years ago and said 'No' 🤦🏽🤦🏽
Two poor headed clearances from Matthijs De Ligt creating heart in mouth moments! Needs to sharpen up.
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Two poor headed clearances from Matthijs De Ligt creating heart in mouth moments! Needs to sharpen up.
Diogo Dalot's only redeemable feature seems to be that long-ish throw... Oh and being Ruben Amorim's cousin 😂
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Diogo Dalot's only redeemable feature seems to be that long-ish throw... Oh and being Ruben Amorim's cousin 😂
United have played better in 10 minutes against Palace than they did in 100 minutes against Everton. Will we ever score past Dean Henderson though?!
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
United have played better in 10 minutes against Palace than they did in 100 minutes against Everton. Will we ever score past Dean Henderson though?!
First season since the Ralf Rangnick eraI(!) that I'm not going to Selhurst Park to watch us. Didn't see us win once - with a horror show thrown in for good measure 💀
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
First season since the Ralf Rangnick eraI(!) that I'm not going to Selhurst Park to watch us. Didn't see us win once - with a horror show thrown in for good measure 💀
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
Take notes Amorim:
“I would never start slagging my players off in public. When a manager criticises his own lads in the media, he’s affecting their emotional stability. Keep your discipline inside your own doors - that’s the only professional way to run a football club*.”
Sir Alex Ferguson, 1999
“I would never start slagging my players off in public. When a manager criticises his own lads in the media, he’s affecting their emotional stability. Keep your discipline inside your own doors - that’s the only professional way to run a football club*.”
Sir Alex Ferguson, 1999
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Take notes Amorim:
“I would never start slagging my players off in public. When a manager criticises his own lads in the media, he’s affecting their emotional stability. Keep your discipline inside your own doors - that’s the only professional way to run a football club*.”
Sir Alex Ferguson, 1999
“I would never start slagging my players off in public. When a manager criticises his own lads in the media, he’s affecting their emotional stability. Keep your discipline inside your own doors - that’s the only professional way to run a football club*.”
Sir Alex Ferguson, 1999
In Football, honesty is NOT always the best policy!
These comments from Amorim could elevate Dorgu - or they could completely break him.
Can you imagine Ferguson saying stuff like this to the press? Horrendous man management, smh.
These comments from Amorim could elevate Dorgu - or they could completely break him.
Can you imagine Ferguson saying stuff like this to the press? Horrendous man management, smh.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
In Football, honesty is NOT always the best policy!
These comments from Amorim could elevate Dorgu - or they could completely break him.
Can you imagine Ferguson saying stuff like this to the press? Horrendous man management, smh.
These comments from Amorim could elevate Dorgu - or they could completely break him.
Can you imagine Ferguson saying stuff like this to the press? Horrendous man management, smh.
Virgil Van Dijk highlights 25/26
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Virgil Van Dijk highlights 25/26
Arsenal 4 Spurs 1
PSG 5 Spurs 3
Spurs 1 Fulham 2
Been a tough week for Thomas Frank!!!
PSG 5 Spurs 3
Spurs 1 Fulham 2
Been a tough week for Thomas Frank!!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Arsenal 4 Spurs 1
PSG 5 Spurs 3
Spurs 1 Fulham 2
Been a tough week for Thomas Frank!!!
PSG 5 Spurs 3
Spurs 1 Fulham 2
Been a tough week for Thomas Frank!!!
Spurs seem to score their goals late so this ain't over yet.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Spurs seem to score their goals late so this ain't over yet.
Spurs have a worse record at home than Fred and Rosemary West.
How did United get on down there again?
How did United get on down there again?
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Spurs have a worse record at home than Fred and Rosemary West.
How did United get on down there again?
How did United get on down there again?
Incredible. So what the hell was the point of spunking £30m on Patrick Dorgu?!
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Incredible. So what the hell was the point of spunking £30m on Patrick Dorgu?!
Reposted by ET Heisenberg
I'm sick of seeing teams like Fulham and Sunderland play a sensible formation and have players play in the position they are meant to. What's wrong with making Mazraoui a number 10? Or Bruno Fernandes a defensive midfielder? Amateur hour.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm sick of seeing teams like Fulham and Sunderland play a sensible formation and have players play in the position they are meant to. What's wrong with making Mazraoui a number 10? Or Bruno Fernandes a defensive midfielder? Amateur hour.
How did this Everton team win at Old Trafford with 10 men?!
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November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How did this Everton team win at Old Trafford with 10 men?!