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Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
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Traveller who hates packing.
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Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
It's not the first time that Mo Salah got dropped against West Ham at the London Stadium 🤬🤬
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's not the first time that Mo Salah got dropped against West Ham at the London Stadium 🤬🤬
Halftime lunch done 😋😵💫
Hope Amorim gave the lads a team talk reminiscent of Any Given Sunday!
Hope Amorim gave the lads a team talk reminiscent of Any Given Sunday!
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Halftime lunch done 😋😵💫
Hope Amorim gave the lads a team talk reminiscent of Any Given Sunday!
Hope Amorim gave the lads a team talk reminiscent of Any Given Sunday!
There was really no need for Yoro to engage with Mateta for that penalty 🤦🏽
The through ball by Wharton though. To think United looked at him two years ago and said 'No' 🤦🏽🤦🏽
The through ball by Wharton though. To think United looked at him two years ago and said 'No' 🤦🏽🤦🏽
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
There was really no need for Yoro to engage with Mateta for that penalty 🤦🏽
The through ball by Wharton though. To think United looked at him two years ago and said 'No' 🤦🏽🤦🏽
The through ball by Wharton though. To think United looked at him two years ago and said 'No' 🤦🏽🤦🏽
First season since the Ralf Rangnick eraI(!) that I'm not going to Selhurst Park to watch us. Didn't see us win once - with a horror show thrown in for good measure 💀
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
First season since the Ralf Rangnick eraI(!) that I'm not going to Selhurst Park to watch us. Didn't see us win once - with a horror show thrown in for good measure 💀
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
Hopefully that's the sign of a good result today! 🤞🏼
#UTFR 🇾🇪
I found this comment v weird the other day.... I thought Dorgu was his signing
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I found this comment v weird the other day.... I thought Dorgu was his signing
He's correct and honest - but he's basically announced to the whole world that our LWB panics every time he gets the ball. So when teams press Dorgu like he’s personally offended them, you’ll know exactly why.
You're defending the worst manager in modern United history btw.
You're defending the worst manager in modern United history btw.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
He's correct and honest - but he's basically announced to the whole world that our LWB panics every time he gets the ball. So when teams press Dorgu like he’s personally offended them, you’ll know exactly why.
You're defending the worst manager in modern United history btw.
You're defending the worst manager in modern United history btw.
I like the honesty - but there's a line and I don't think his players will appreciate that.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I like the honesty - but there's a line and I don't think his players will appreciate that.
Take notes Amorim:
“I would never start slagging my players off in public. When a manager criticises his own lads in the media, he’s affecting their emotional stability. Keep your discipline inside your own doors - that’s the only professional way to run a football club*.”
Sir Alex Ferguson, 1999
“I would never start slagging my players off in public. When a manager criticises his own lads in the media, he’s affecting their emotional stability. Keep your discipline inside your own doors - that’s the only professional way to run a football club*.”
Sir Alex Ferguson, 1999
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Take notes Amorim:
“I would never start slagging my players off in public. When a manager criticises his own lads in the media, he’s affecting their emotional stability. Keep your discipline inside your own doors - that’s the only professional way to run a football club*.”
Sir Alex Ferguson, 1999
“I would never start slagging my players off in public. When a manager criticises his own lads in the media, he’s affecting their emotional stability. Keep your discipline inside your own doors - that’s the only professional way to run a football club*.”
Sir Alex Ferguson, 1999
In Football, honesty is NOT always the best policy!
These comments from Amorim could elevate Dorgu - or they could completely break him.
Can you imagine Ferguson saying stuff like this to the press? Horrendous man management, smh.
These comments from Amorim could elevate Dorgu - or they could completely break him.
Can you imagine Ferguson saying stuff like this to the press? Horrendous man management, smh.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
In Football, honesty is NOT always the best policy!
These comments from Amorim could elevate Dorgu - or they could completely break him.
Can you imagine Ferguson saying stuff like this to the press? Horrendous man management, smh.
These comments from Amorim could elevate Dorgu - or they could completely break him.
Can you imagine Ferguson saying stuff like this to the press? Horrendous man management, smh.
Virgil Van Dijk highlights 25/26
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Virgil Van Dijk highlights 25/26
Arsenal 4 Spurs 1
PSG 5 Spurs 3
Spurs 1 Fulham 2
Been a tough week for Thomas Frank!!!
PSG 5 Spurs 3
Spurs 1 Fulham 2
Been a tough week for Thomas Frank!!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Arsenal 4 Spurs 1
PSG 5 Spurs 3
Spurs 1 Fulham 2
Been a tough week for Thomas Frank!!!
PSG 5 Spurs 3
Spurs 1 Fulham 2
Been a tough week for Thomas Frank!!!
Our manager doesn't seem to favour the academy though
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Our manager doesn't seem to favour the academy though
Two years ago he was mustard and i wrote this.
Injuries have ruined him. I hope he can get back to old form
Injuries have ruined him. I hope he can get back to old form
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Two years ago he was mustard and i wrote this.
Injuries have ruined him. I hope he can get back to old form
Injuries have ruined him. I hope he can get back to old form
Spurs have a worse record at home than Fred and Rosemary West.
How did United get on down there again?
How did United get on down there again?
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Spurs have a worse record at home than Fred and Rosemary West.
How did United get on down there again?
How did United get on down there again?
Incredible. So what the hell was the point of spunking £30m on Patrick Dorgu?!
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Incredible. So what the hell was the point of spunking £30m on Patrick Dorgu?!
Happy Birthday Giggsy 🏅
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Happy Birthday Giggsy 🏅
