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utoc.bsky.social
Christmas Express
@utoc.bsky.social
Seachest Excess but with holiday flair 🤙

Mindless slave on a hedonistic treadmill.

Fuck AI
Fuck Trump
Fuck organized religion
Good luck with your tree! My father tried to plant several peach trees over the course of my childhood in East Texas and killed them all up until the fifth tree planted over a French drain.

He didn't actually kill the others but they damn sure didn't live.
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
fern? Really? How depressing, I really enjoyed their content.
December 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
🚩🚩🚩
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
That reply from him isn't very friend shaped.

How was your workout? What did you do?
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
All I'm saying is that I see a pattern.
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Frist of all HOW DARE YOU
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It looks great!
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
OH MY GOD that pun is on another level 🤣🤣
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Driving or hitchhiking? 😁
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Congrats!
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Kali, must you be so harsh?
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Thank you Den!
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I think you're right!
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM