Christmas Express
@utoc.bsky.social
Seachest Excess but with holiday flair 🤙
Mindless slave on a hedonistic treadmill.
Fuck AI
Fuck Trump
Fuck organized religion
Mindless slave on a hedonistic treadmill.
Fuck AI
Fuck Trump
Fuck organized religion
Pinned
Christmas Express
@utoc.bsky.social
· Dec 2
I never used app-that-shall-not-be-named so this is all quite new for me.
🥾 Hiking
🏕️ Camping
🐕 Dogs, cats and other lovable (pettable) critters
☀️ Stars (the sun), skyscapes, sunrises, sunsets
⚓ Merchant mariner
🥣 Cooking, foodie
📚 High fantasy, LitRPG, Mystery
🪚 Woodworking
💤 Naps
#promosky
🥾 Hiking
🏕️ Camping
🐕 Dogs, cats and other lovable (pettable) critters
☀️ Stars (the sun), skyscapes, sunrises, sunsets
⚓ Merchant mariner
🥣 Cooking, foodie
📚 High fantasy, LitRPG, Mystery
🪚 Woodworking
💤 Naps
#promosky
#Sunset in #Louisiana during a delightfully mild winter. My work has busy times and maintenance of the ship in short sleeves is a blessing.
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
#Sunset in #Louisiana during a delightfully mild winter. My work has busy times and maintenance of the ship in short sleeves is a blessing.
Feeling called out.
every operation needs:
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
- the brains
- the brawn
- the cute one who does nothing
- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Feeling called out.
Running in shorts and cool weather was a terrible decision. 🥶 Every shadowed path was avoided with prejudice.
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Running in shorts and cool weather was a terrible decision. 🥶 Every shadowed path was avoided with prejudice.
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You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.
Sol, I know you're trying your best.
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sol, I know you're trying your best.
Funny, I didn't think holly bushes flowered. Maybe it's confused.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Funny, I didn't think holly bushes flowered. Maybe it's confused.
A horizon obscured by mist in the distance; a mistance, if you will. #portmanteau #sunrise
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
A horizon obscured by mist in the distance; a mistance, if you will. #portmanteau #sunrise
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Goodbye, Kristiansund. If only there were time to have seen more of you. #Norway #photography
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Goodbye, Kristiansund. If only there were time to have seen more of you. #Norway #photography
Jesus Christ.
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Jesus Christ.
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The thing about being an autistic empath is I’ll get the hint before you even give it.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The thing about being an autistic empath is I’ll get the hint before you even give it.
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Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Applying for a job at I.C.E.? Here are some tips to help nail your interview!
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Applying for a job at I.C.E.? Here are some tips to help nail your interview!
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Forty four years and I'm awed as my first time witnessing this sight #NorthernLights
October 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Forty four years and I'm awed as my first time witnessing this sight #NorthernLights
Setting sun? Nope, this is local apparent noon in the #NorwegianSea. It's the first time in nearly a week that ole Sol has blessed us with their presence and the rays felt fantastic on my skin.
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Setting sun? Nope, this is local apparent noon in the #NorwegianSea. It's the first time in nearly a week that ole Sol has blessed us with their presence and the rays felt fantastic on my skin.
#Norway is simply built different. I don't know that I'll ever get over the sheer beauty of it's geology and geography. Mountains of long ago worn down to expose folds, rents and tears from a time before thought existed.
October 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
#Norway is simply built different. I don't know that I'll ever get over the sheer beauty of it's geology and geography. Mountains of long ago worn down to expose folds, rents and tears from a time before thought existed.
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"sir a second Nazi groupchat infodump has hit Politico"
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"sir a second Nazi groupchat infodump has hit Politico"