Lucanor Giovanni
@vaalgamon.bsky.social
I'm an old curmudgeon who likes to post about software, game development, anything I find entertaining, and a little politics as well. If you're reading this: I hope you have a wonderful day.
日本語が少し話します
日本語が少し話します
Time to retreat to the last patriotic tune left: Fortunate Son
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Time to retreat to the last patriotic tune left: Fortunate Son
Yeah. I love different lyrics too. The theatrical version feels like some cut version of some movie that you get the directors cut on home video later and it's like "wtf why did they give us that hackjob in the first place?"
January 31, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Yeah. I love different lyrics too. The theatrical version feels like some cut version of some movie that you get the directors cut on home video later and it's like "wtf why did they give us that hackjob in the first place?"
I also liked this song much more than Golden. Honestly I'm stunned at how much more popular it is than the rest of the soundtrack.
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I also liked this song much more than Golden. Honestly I'm stunned at how much more popular it is than the rest of the soundtrack.
"the fruit is literally just a thousand titties stacked on each other."
... /🧵
... /🧵
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
"the fruit is literally just a thousand titties stacked on each other."
... /🧵
... /🧵
"also it only blooms for a week before it dies."
That's not very ...
"Also it smells like shit so instead of bees looking for nectar it gets pollinated by flies looking for shit"
Wtf...
"But if it gets pollinated in the week before it dies it makes a fruit!"
That's not very ...
"Also it smells like shit so instead of bees looking for nectar it gets pollinated by flies looking for shit"
Wtf...
"But if it gets pollinated in the week before it dies it makes a fruit!"
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
"also it only blooms for a week before it dies."
That's not very ...
"Also it smells like shit so instead of bees looking for nectar it gets pollinated by flies looking for shit"
Wtf...
"But if it gets pollinated in the week before it dies it makes a fruit!"
That's not very ...
"Also it smells like shit so instead of bees looking for nectar it gets pollinated by flies looking for shit"
Wtf...
"But if it gets pollinated in the week before it dies it makes a fruit!"
"and then even though it has no leaves, it has enough energy to make flowers."
Ok...
"The literal largest flower on the planet"
Hey now...
Ok...
"The literal largest flower on the planet"
Hey now...
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
"and then even though it has no leaves, it has enough energy to make flowers."
Ok...
"The literal largest flower on the planet"
Hey now...
Ok...
"The literal largest flower on the planet"
Hey now...
You're overestimating people. All the accounts denying this is real have all been recently created, have very low/0 follower counts, no posts/reply only, and their replies are all suspicious. It's clearly trolls/bots running damage control.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
You're overestimating people. All the accounts denying this is real have all been recently created, have very low/0 follower counts, no posts/reply only, and their replies are all suspicious. It's clearly trolls/bots running damage control.
Buy the dip I guess.
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Buy the dip I guess.
I love how they took one offs from TOS like M'benga and made them full characters.
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I love how they took one offs from TOS like M'benga and made them full characters.
(sheds tear for failed Decipher Star Wars Card Game)
January 30, 2026 at 9:58 PM
(sheds tear for failed Decipher Star Wars Card Game)
Go down a slide made out of cheese graters
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Go down a slide made out of cheese graters
On a basic physics level, eyes can't see clearly unless the lens is covered by a little moisture. Everything will be a little blurry otherwise. They have to have some tear-like substance.
If things look blurry when you wake up in the morning it's because your eyes are dry.
If things look blurry when you wake up in the morning it's because your eyes are dry.
January 30, 2026 at 8:20 PM
On a basic physics level, eyes can't see clearly unless the lens is covered by a little moisture. Everything will be a little blurry otherwise. They have to have some tear-like substance.
If things look blurry when you wake up in the morning it's because your eyes are dry.
If things look blurry when you wake up in the morning it's because your eyes are dry.
The reason I recommend this:
Removes the general stationary feel of most video games.
Controls are simple to understand.
Easy mode suitable for beginners.
Everyone likes music.
Removes the general stationary feel of most video games.
Controls are simple to understand.
Easy mode suitable for beginners.
Everyone likes music.
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The reason I recommend this:
Removes the general stationary feel of most video games.
Controls are simple to understand.
Easy mode suitable for beginners.
Everyone likes music.
Removes the general stationary feel of most video games.
Controls are simple to understand.
Easy mode suitable for beginners.
Everyone likes music.
The ending of this episode was the best.
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The ending of this episode was the best.
🎶sky rockets in flight 🎶
🎶afternoon delight🎶
🎶afternoon delight🎶
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
🎶sky rockets in flight 🎶
🎶afternoon delight🎶
🎶afternoon delight🎶
Isn't some of the observable universe antimatter? How do you write that into a chemical formula with regular matter?
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Isn't some of the observable universe antimatter? How do you write that into a chemical formula with regular matter?
First thing I thought of
January 28, 2026 at 7:37 PM
First thing I thought of
They find the wreckage of Voyager from the burn and find Tuvix is still somehow stuck in the medical transporter buffer and the EMH intercepted it and is stored in his subroutines. Combining both, they resurrect Tuvix.
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
They find the wreckage of Voyager from the burn and find Tuvix is still somehow stuck in the medical transporter buffer and the EMH intercepted it and is stored in his subroutines. Combining both, they resurrect Tuvix.
Thai food or Indian food?
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Thai food or Indian food?
Wedding without the court documents to make the marriage official is like the ideal scenario.
January 27, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Wedding without the court documents to make the marriage official is like the ideal scenario.
"Humans are cowards!"
(List of people who died jumping off Niagara Falls because one person survived that one time and they were trying to recreate it)
(List of people who died jumping off Niagara Falls because one person survived that one time and they were trying to recreate it)
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"Humans are cowards!"
(List of people who died jumping off Niagara Falls because one person survived that one time and they were trying to recreate it)
(List of people who died jumping off Niagara Falls because one person survived that one time and they were trying to recreate it)