Lucanor Giovanni
@vaalgamon.bsky.social
I'm an old curmudgeon who likes to post about software, game development, anything I find entertaining, and a little politics as well. If you're reading this: I hope you have a wonderful day.
日本語が少し話します
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🎮 Retro gaming
🎮 Trails / Kiseki
♟️ Board Games
🎲 TTRPGs
📚 Fantasy & Sci-fi
💢 Anime & Manga
🦸♀️ Superheroes
🌶️ Extremely spicy food
🧑💻 Software Development
🎧 Industrial, Metal, & Epic music
🏠 Staying indoors
💵 Investing / Stocks
🥃 Beer & Spirits
🤡 Fuck Trump
🎮 Retro gaming
🎮 Trails / Kiseki
♟️ Board Games
🎲 TTRPGs
📚 Fantasy & Sci-fi
💢 Anime & Manga
🦸♀️ Superheroes
🌶️ Extremely spicy food
🧑💻 Software Development
🎧 Industrial, Metal, & Epic music
🏠 Staying indoors
💵 Investing / Stocks
🥃 Beer & Spirits
🤡 Fuck Trump
I feel like the longer I go without sleep it's like the less oxygen my brain starts getting. First everything becomes hilarious. Eventually my judgement deteriorates until I feel the desire to reply to everything with unhinged shit and I have to go to sleep before that actually happens.
January 29, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I feel like the longer I go without sleep it's like the less oxygen my brain starts getting. First everything becomes hilarious. Eventually my judgement deteriorates until I feel the desire to reply to everything with unhinged shit and I have to go to sleep before that actually happens.
Loyalty to Cheeto Benito is a one way deal. You could be the most gold plated, shit covered nosed, yessiest yes man to ever exist and he won't even be in the room with you when you're told to jump on the sword.
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Loyalty to Cheeto Benito is a one way deal. You could be the most gold plated, shit covered nosed, yessiest yes man to ever exist and he won't even be in the room with you when you're told to jump on the sword.
Reposted by Lucanor Giovanni
Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
I hope the freezing rain isn't so bad tomorrow. I don't want to be stuck inside the house all day.
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I hope the freezing rain isn't so bad tomorrow. I don't want to be stuck inside the house all day.
The only appropriate answer to this question:
I am feeling a little peculiar. And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream to the top of my lungs, "what's going on?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXn...
I am feeling a little peculiar. And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream to the top of my lungs, "what's going on?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXn...
January 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The only appropriate answer to this question:
I am feeling a little peculiar. And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream to the top of my lungs, "what's going on?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXn...
I am feeling a little peculiar. And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream to the top of my lungs, "what's going on?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXn...
Batman has a strict no killing rule. A lot of people say "why not just Joker, he's the worst one?" Well if you kill him, someone else becomes the new worst one. The problem is that once you justify one murder, it's easier to justify others.
The same holds true for letting murderers escape justice.
The same holds true for letting murderers escape justice.
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Batman has a strict no killing rule. A lot of people say "why not just Joker, he's the worst one?" Well if you kill him, someone else becomes the new worst one. The problem is that once you justify one murder, it's easier to justify others.
The same holds true for letting murderers escape justice.
The same holds true for letting murderers escape justice.
I just want to go to Italy and stay there.
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I just want to go to Italy and stay there.
If Adam doesn't sing What's Up by 4 Non Blondes in the new #MastersOfTheUniverse movie then what's the point of watching it?
January 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
If Adam doesn't sing What's Up by 4 Non Blondes in the new #MastersOfTheUniverse movie then what's the point of watching it?
#SonicTheHedgehog x #DCComics part 2 info has been leaked featuring Rouge the Bat as Catwoman. The prophecy has been fulfilled.
January 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
#SonicTheHedgehog x #DCComics part 2 info has been leaked featuring Rouge the Bat as Catwoman. The prophecy has been fulfilled.
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Look on the bright side, Green Bay fans. At least it wasn't 28-3 during the Superbowl.
January 11, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Look on the bright side, Green Bay fans. At least it wasn't 28-3 during the Superbowl.
Reposted by Lucanor Giovanni
"Gay hockey has turned my husband into a reader," is at once a true statement and a set of words I would not have understood in this order last year at this time.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
"Gay hockey has turned my husband into a reader," is at once a true statement and a set of words I would not have understood in this order last year at this time.
Poe's Second Law - Parody of extreme views eventually become non parody.
Hanlon's Double Sided Razor - An action which can be attributed to malice and stupidity in equal measure.
Hanlon's Double Sided Razor - An action which can be attributed to malice and stupidity in equal measure.
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Poe's Second Law - Parody of extreme views eventually become non parody.
Hanlon's Double Sided Razor - An action which can be attributed to malice and stupidity in equal measure.
Hanlon's Double Sided Razor - An action which can be attributed to malice and stupidity in equal measure.
It literally hasn't even been a week of 2026 yet holy fuck
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
It literally hasn't even been a week of 2026 yet holy fuck
Happy new year, everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Happy new year, everyone.
Buldak x2 for dinner again tonight.
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Buldak x2 for dinner again tonight.
You can make anything funny by adding a radial blur effect.
Proof:
Proof:
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You can make anything funny by adding a radial blur effect.
Proof:
Proof:
I made another one
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I made another one
RIP Gil Gerard
I loved playing the Buck Rogers games based on his show.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro...
Maybe @gog.com could bring these back.
I loved playing the Buck Rogers games based on his show.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro...
Maybe @gog.com could bring these back.
Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
RIP Gil Gerard
I loved playing the Buck Rogers games based on his show.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro...
Maybe @gog.com could bring these back.
I loved playing the Buck Rogers games based on his show.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro...
Maybe @gog.com could bring these back.
You've seen elf on a shelf, now get ready for
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You've seen elf on a shelf, now get ready for
I made a bit of a mess with the powdered sugar but otherwise this fruitcake I baked myself came out delicious.
This is the results of my frustrations with those dense bricks they sell wrapped in plastic at the supermarket that they claim is fruitcake.
Don't forget to soak in rum.
This is the results of my frustrations with those dense bricks they sell wrapped in plastic at the supermarket that they claim is fruitcake.
Don't forget to soak in rum.
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I made a bit of a mess with the powdered sugar but otherwise this fruitcake I baked myself came out delicious.
This is the results of my frustrations with those dense bricks they sell wrapped in plastic at the supermarket that they claim is fruitcake.
Don't forget to soak in rum.
This is the results of my frustrations with those dense bricks they sell wrapped in plastic at the supermarket that they claim is fruitcake.
Don't forget to soak in rum.
"You will never believe this game from the Titanfall and Apex Legends developers."
(Shows trailer for Can I copy your homework meme but with Overwatch)
HOW IS ANY OF THAT UNBELIEVABLE?!
(Shows trailer for Can I copy your homework meme but with Overwatch)
HOW IS ANY OF THAT UNBELIEVABLE?!
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"You will never believe this game from the Titanfall and Apex Legends developers."
(Shows trailer for Can I copy your homework meme but with Overwatch)
HOW IS ANY OF THAT UNBELIEVABLE?!
(Shows trailer for Can I copy your homework meme but with Overwatch)
HOW IS ANY OF THAT UNBELIEVABLE?!
Reposted by Lucanor Giovanni
'Clair Obscur: Expedition 33' won 9 awards at #TheGameAwards — the most for any game ever 🎮
• Game of the Year
• Best Narrative
• Best Game Direction
• Best RPG
• Best Art Direction
• Best Score & Music
• Best Performance
• Best Debut Indie Game
• Best Independent Game
• Game of the Year
• Best Narrative
• Best Game Direction
• Best RPG
• Best Art Direction
• Best Score & Music
• Best Performance
• Best Debut Indie Game
• Best Independent Game
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
'Clair Obscur: Expedition 33' won 9 awards at #TheGameAwards — the most for any game ever 🎮
• Game of the Year
• Best Narrative
• Best Game Direction
• Best RPG
• Best Art Direction
• Best Score & Music
• Best Performance
• Best Debut Indie Game
• Best Independent Game
• Game of the Year
• Best Narrative
• Best Game Direction
• Best RPG
• Best Art Direction
• Best Score & Music
• Best Performance
• Best Debut Indie Game
• Best Independent Game
Soulja Boy has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Soulja Boy has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.