Terminal Value🧃
@valueterminal.bsky.social
Cruise ship Zumba instructor. Lapsed CFA Charterholder. Banned from Boat Owners Forum (unjustly)
Some personal news: delighted to accept Donald Trump's nomination of me for Fed chair. Commentators are calling me "the most physically-attractive Fed chair in the history of monetary policy"
The US president said his search for a Fed chair was ‘down to one’ after about 10 candidates had been considered on.ft.com/4pOq7JG
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Some personal news: delighted to accept Donald Trump's nomination of me for Fed chair. Commentators are calling me "the most physically-attractive Fed chair in the history of monetary policy"
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Jeff Bezos wanted to go to space, which requires money, so he started Amazon.com and ran it for 27 years to get rich.
He now runs a rocket company, which he funds with periodic sales of his Amazon stock. He's also been to space.
Generalised life advice is tricky.
He now runs a rocket company, which he funds with periodic sales of his Amazon stock. He's also been to space.
Generalised life advice is tricky.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Jeff Bezos wanted to go to space, which requires money, so he started Amazon.com and ran it for 27 years to get rich.
He now runs a rocket company, which he funds with periodic sales of his Amazon stock. He's also been to space.
Generalised life advice is tricky.
He now runs a rocket company, which he funds with periodic sales of his Amazon stock. He's also been to space.
Generalised life advice is tricky.
Don’t tell me to calm down ChatGPT, YOU CALM DOWN
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Don’t tell me to calm down ChatGPT, YOU CALM DOWN
AI thinkboys are never beating the weirdo allegations
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
AI thinkboys are never beating the weirdo allegations
Your everyday use of voice typing could help a Latvian hacker scam thousands of dollars from naive seniors who still answer unknown numbers. Does your grandma know what bitcoin is? She will
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Your everyday use of voice typing could help a Latvian hacker scam thousands of dollars from naive seniors who still answer unknown numbers. Does your grandma know what bitcoin is? She will
Me trying to intimidate the DJ at my friend’s 40th birthday party into playing a second Nelly song
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me trying to intimidate the DJ at my friend’s 40th birthday party into playing a second Nelly song
Me scrolling back to 2016 on the Instagram of somebody I’m cyberstalking trying not to accidentally click anything
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me scrolling back to 2016 on the Instagram of somebody I’m cyberstalking trying not to accidentally click anything
I like using a wooden cutting board. People say don’t use it because you’re eating bits of wood. I’m fine with that. That’s what my ancestors ate. The ancient Caucasians
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I like using a wooden cutting board. People say don’t use it because you’re eating bits of wood. I’m fine with that. That’s what my ancestors ate. The ancient Caucasians
The only “bird app” we recognize
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The only “bird app” we recognize
I was #102 so did not make the list. So close. Get ‘em next year
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I was #102 so did not make the list. So close. Get ‘em next year
Yet again women are elbowed out of leadership roles due to old-boys-club cronyism
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Yet again women are elbowed out of leadership roles due to old-boys-club cronyism
“2008 Global Financial Crisis” hoodie goes hard
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“2008 Global Financial Crisis” hoodie goes hard
The mainstream publishing industry doesn’t have the guts to publish my children’s book about discounted cash flow modelling
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The mainstream publishing industry doesn’t have the guts to publish my children’s book about discounted cash flow modelling
Women are now getting salmon DNA infusions to become mermaids. How did we let social media convince us we need to become woman-fish chimeras to be “good enough”?
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Women are now getting salmon DNA infusions to become mermaids. How did we let social media convince us we need to become woman-fish chimeras to be “good enough”?
Realest LinkedIn About section ever
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Realest LinkedIn About section ever
American men have uploaded over 100,000 photographs of their penises to ChatGPT. Urology researchers believe this database can be used to come up with new medical treatments. They won’t be using yours though because it looks weird
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
American men have uploaded over 100,000 photographs of their penises to ChatGPT. Urology researchers believe this database can be used to come up with new medical treatments. They won’t be using yours though because it looks weird
Got a summons for jury duty... I told them I don’t get involved in other people’s drama
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Got a summons for jury duty... I told them I don’t get involved in other people’s drama
Literally so me… “I love classical music… the violins, the horn section… this is probably Beethoven or something…”
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Literally so me… “I love classical music… the violins, the horn section… this is probably Beethoven or something…”
A single Canadian dollar eh? Tempting but I already have plans to buy a bunch of green onions later as a snack, so I’m afraid I can’t spare it
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A single Canadian dollar eh? Tempting but I already have plans to buy a bunch of green onions later as a snack, so I’m afraid I can’t spare it
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That escalated fast
14-Nov: "Domino’s $DOM turns to fried chicken as chief says Britain nearing peak pizza" (FT)
Today: "Andrew Rennie is stepping down as CEO ... with immediate effect" (RNS)
www.ft.com/content/23c2...
14-Nov: "Domino’s $DOM turns to fried chicken as chief says Britain nearing peak pizza" (FT)
Today: "Andrew Rennie is stepping down as CEO ... with immediate effect" (RNS)
www.ft.com/content/23c2...
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That escalated fast
14-Nov: "Domino’s $DOM turns to fried chicken as chief says Britain nearing peak pizza" (FT)
Today: "Andrew Rennie is stepping down as CEO ... with immediate effect" (RNS)
www.ft.com/content/23c2...
14-Nov: "Domino’s $DOM turns to fried chicken as chief says Britain nearing peak pizza" (FT)
Today: "Andrew Rennie is stepping down as CEO ... with immediate effect" (RNS)
www.ft.com/content/23c2...
Isn't it crazy how if somebody asked you to tell them the hotkeys to, say, freeze panes in Excel, you can't tell them, but when Excel is open in front of you, you can do it in a microsecond without thinking (Alt, W, F, F)
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Isn't it crazy how if somebody asked you to tell them the hotkeys to, say, freeze panes in Excel, you can't tell them, but when Excel is open in front of you, you can do it in a microsecond without thinking (Alt, W, F, F)
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Extremely strong service work here
I only just saw this thanks to @ed3d.net and I don’t have time to do a full fisking before my daughter’s bedtime but a few hundred words in and it’s utter nonsense.
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The Algorithm That Detected a $610 Billion Fraud: How Machine Intelligence Exposed the AI Industry’s Circular Financing Scheme
On November 20, 2025, trading algorithms identified what may become the largest accounting fraud in technology history—not in months or years, but in 18 hours.
substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Extremely strong service work here
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We back!
Spoos open green. Bitcoin has been trading higher as well this weekend
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We back!
Michael Burry just launched a paywalled Substack 👀 michaeljburry.substack.com/p/the-cardin...
The Cardinal Sign of a Bubble: Supply-Side Gluttony
Part 1 of The Heretic’s Guide to AI’s Stars
michaeljburry.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Michael Burry just launched a paywalled Substack 👀 michaeljburry.substack.com/p/the-cardin...