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Carter
@vampire-irl.bsky.social
ATX. Magic player, baseball enjoyer.
LETS GOOOOOOO
Football is back and so are we. Two new episodes are out on our main feed, but if you're feeling nice you can also listen to them on our brand new Patreon:

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Week 1 + NFLPA In Crisis | 60 Minute Drill
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September 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Football is back and so are we. Two new episodes are out on our main feed, but if you're feeling nice you can also listen to them on our brand new Patreon:

www.patreon.com/posts/week-1...
Week 1 + NFLPA In Crisis | 60 Minute Drill
Get more from 60 Minute Drill on Patreon
www.patreon.com
September 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
fucking jobber
July 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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If the world seems too overwhelming and you want to die, remember that you’ve already done the suffering. Do not let them win. Write, sing, fucking fight until your last breath. You are not the final generation to exist. plant a tree for the future from which you will never enjoy the fruit
July 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Here's Part 1 of this week's Three-Part Episode of Better Offline - The Hater's Guide to the AI Bubble. I walk you through how the stock market rests on the back of GPU sales, and how a lack of any real returns spells doom for the AI trade.
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The Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble, Pt. 1
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · 07/23/2025 · 35m
podcasts.apple.com
July 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Rivers are now battlefields
July 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
kinda wild to see this cute little weather team skit for PCA while also getting very real flood warnings in central Texas tonight
July 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.
July 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
as a born and raised Cowboys fan this the most shocking thing i could have ever heard come out of Jerruh's mouth holy shit
This is NOT what I was expecting
April 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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It’s actually very based for a tip-of-the-spear warfighter to get scotch sweats through their suits while bobbing around doing the Gob Bluth “so, uh, should, should, should, sh-should” thing on an 8am media hit about why they posted classified attack plans in the comments of a Pioneer Woman recipe
April 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
watchin baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Martin O'Malley just mentioned state attorneys general filing state kidnapping charges. Just imagine the collective cheer in this country if state troopers pulled over, arrested and cuffed a van full of masked ICE fascists.
April 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
April 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching golf
April 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
today's phrase is oppo taco
April 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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remember all the conspiracy theories that billionaire George Soros was using his vast wealth to influence our elections?
If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford
March 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Mark, since I know you are watching I need you to know that we have archives of everything. Scrubbing your accounts now, while very funny, is just more proof of what we already knew. If you want to comment you can unblock and talk with us :)
Working on an insane scoop for WK that I can’t wait to share with everybody lmfao. #grummz
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
got my first tattoo today!
March 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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i'm sorry, like, this is not what they intended, they had no intentions, they have been desperately trying to work out what the hell they are doing for years. Framing these companies as deeply strategic/like they have a master plan gives them power. They're lost!
Wow the exact thing genAI creators intended, for their users to become psychologically dependent and chemically addicted to their product, is happening, who could have seen this coming

futurism.com/the-byte/cha...
Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot
ChatGPT "power users," or those who use it the most, are becoming dependent upon — or even addicted to — the chatbot.
futurism.com
March 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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this is also why it’s important for counter-messaging to regularly emphasize their fundamentally bankrupt value system and incurious intellects. they’re bad at their jobs and more people should say it!
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Jessica: When I hear Republicans out there talking about their plan for education in America, I don't hear them talking about making sure disabled kids have access to a public education.

Greg: Because we're against it.
March 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM