Maxim
@vanquishedmaxim.bsky.social
🔞 Minors & AI DNI | Amateur art pervert | Born before 1993, he/him, gay
Open to trades | No commissions
Art tags: #vanmaxart #vanmaxartwip
Open to trades | No commissions
Art tags: #vanmaxart #vanmaxartwip
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“bsky is boring!”
1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“bsky is boring!”
1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
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🎶 On the first day of Christmas,
My estranged family gave to me,
One threatening voicemail 🎶
My estranged family gave to me,
One threatening voicemail 🎶
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
🎶 On the first day of Christmas,
My estranged family gave to me,
One threatening voicemail 🎶
My estranged family gave to me,
One threatening voicemail 🎶
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Suleiman the Magnificent was often scolded by his father for being too pretty (history below)
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Suleiman the Magnificent was often scolded by his father for being too pretty (history below)
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one of my favourite things about The Murderbot Diaries books is how Murderbot is an unreliable narrator. It insists over and over it 'carefully composed its face into the default SecUnit Neutral expression' but judging by the reactions of bystanders it, uh, did not.
.doodle.
.doodle.
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
one of my favourite things about The Murderbot Diaries books is how Murderbot is an unreliable narrator. It insists over and over it 'carefully composed its face into the default SecUnit Neutral expression' but judging by the reactions of bystanders it, uh, did not.
.doodle.
.doodle.
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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Seamen doing seamen... work?
Archie and Matt for this month's reward!
Non censored version on the P-site with one extra alt ;)
Archie and Matt for this month's reward!
Non censored version on the P-site with one extra alt ;)
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Seamen doing seamen... work?
Archie and Matt for this month's reward!
Non censored version on the P-site with one extra alt ;)
Archie and Matt for this month's reward!
Non censored version on the P-site with one extra alt ;)
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Now is the time of SALESSSSS
The old Baby Jesus is dying, while the new one struggles to be born
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Now is the time of SALESSSSS
The old Baby Jesus is dying, while the new one struggles to be born
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The old Baby Jesus is dying, while the new one struggles to be born
Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season. So all of this is His fault
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season. So all of this is His fault
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Seems Destrudo found himself the team leader of A-Team False Impact! The evil fox is having some fun it seems as he grinds his boots into that feline bulge.
Handsome Fox belongs to @destrudo.bsky.social
Lovely art by @moonelmalito.bsky.social
Handsome Fox belongs to @destrudo.bsky.social
Lovely art by @moonelmalito.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Seems Destrudo found himself the team leader of A-Team False Impact! The evil fox is having some fun it seems as he grinds his boots into that feline bulge.
Handsome Fox belongs to @destrudo.bsky.social
Lovely art by @moonelmalito.bsky.social
Handsome Fox belongs to @destrudo.bsky.social
Lovely art by @moonelmalito.bsky.social
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What kind of cold is it if everything smells like mussels when you cough 🤒
December 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What kind of cold is it if everything smells like mussels when you cough 🤒
In general, good advice for communicating with people who don't know you
It boggles my mind when *coworkers* do the "hi, how are you" thing, like they're trying to spring something unpleasant on you
It boggles my mind when *coworkers* do the "hi, how are you" thing, like they're trying to spring something unpleasant on you
Guys, if you wanna dm me.
Please state your whole purpose.
I'm not gonna reply to just "hi"
because I have no idea if you're a bot or not.
Please state your whole purpose.
I'm not gonna reply to just "hi"
because I have no idea if you're a bot or not.
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In general, good advice for communicating with people who don't know you
It boggles my mind when *coworkers* do the "hi, how are you" thing, like they're trying to spring something unpleasant on you
It boggles my mind when *coworkers* do the "hi, how are you" thing, like they're trying to spring something unpleasant on you
I joke about having some sort of chronic upper respiratory thing six months out of every year, but every now and then, my nose, throat, and lungs like to remind me that I can get sick for real 🤧
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I joke about having some sort of chronic upper respiratory thing six months out of every year, but every now and then, my nose, throat, and lungs like to remind me that I can get sick for real 🤧
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real and true
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
real and true
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Idk I'm pretty sure shen yun is shen yun for white people
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Idk I'm pretty sure shen yun is shen yun for white people
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not that the present economic picture is rosy, but i do think that popular culture — and specifically nostalgia bait television — is a big part of the reason that our public memory of the 1970s, 1980s and even 1990s seems to miss the real economic pain that marked each of those decades.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
not that the present economic picture is rosy, but i do think that popular culture — and specifically nostalgia bait television — is a big part of the reason that our public memory of the 1970s, 1980s and even 1990s seems to miss the real economic pain that marked each of those decades.
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people simply do not remember the recession of the early 1990s (which formed the backdrop of films like FALLING DOWN). and the idea that the 80s were a decade of economic stagnation for most americans just isn't in the popular mind at all.
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
people simply do not remember the recession of the early 1990s (which formed the backdrop of films like FALLING DOWN). and the idea that the 80s were a decade of economic stagnation for most americans just isn't in the popular mind at all.
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When upgrading your Boy-Toy into an actual Toy-Boy, what is your preferred tech interface?
1:Dials 2:Buttons 3:Sliders 4:Switch 5:Touch Screen 6:Keyboard
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1:Dials 2:Buttons 3:Sliders 4:Switch 5:Touch Screen 6:Keyboard
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
June 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When upgrading your Boy-Toy into an actual Toy-Boy, what is your preferred tech interface?
1:Dials 2:Buttons 3:Sliders 4:Switch 5:Touch Screen 6:Keyboard
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
1:Dials 2:Buttons 3:Sliders 4:Switch 5:Touch Screen 6:Keyboard
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
Fungal mycelia and slime molds are welcome to apply
One day I will know the embrace of dozens of gooey, eldritch tentacles
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Fungal mycelia and slime molds are welcome to apply
Just feeling very depressed and forlorn and hopeless right now
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just feeling very depressed and forlorn and hopeless right now
