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There's a whole lot of so-called "Freedom Fighters" out there, and not a single goddamn one of them is fighting for my right to light up a cigarette in a Denny's.
I’d never heard of this character, but years ago I would print out fake punk show posters and put them up in my neighbourhood. I thought Scrotus was the funniest name for a fake band. I’m thrilled to learn about this Scrotus.
January 26, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I’d never heard of this character, but years ago I would print out fake punk show posters and put them up in my neighbourhood. I thought Scrotus was the funniest name for a fake band. I’m thrilled to learn about this Scrotus.
Vancouver Island is submerged, great lakes are dry, Leafs still haven’t won a cup etc. etc.
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Vancouver Island is submerged, great lakes are dry, Leafs still haven’t won a cup etc. etc.
“I am an UwU smol business owner and I can’t tell which heckin’ letters are real and which are from butthead jerk faces!”
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
“I am an UwU smol business owner and I can’t tell which heckin’ letters are real and which are from butthead jerk faces!”
Hell yeah brother. 😎
January 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Hell yeah brother. 😎
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kelly! kelly, it's trent. your cousin, machine gun trent. you know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! [pounds pencil into dickhole]
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
kelly! kelly, it's trent. your cousin, machine gun trent. you know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! [pounds pencil into dickhole]
Not now sweetie, mommy is using her mind bike to write emails right now.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Not now sweetie, mommy is using her mind bike to write emails right now.