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There's a whole lot of so-called "Freedom Fighters" out there, and not a single goddamn one of them is fighting for my right to light up a cigarette in a Denny's.
This is like when Kash Patel wanted to go jet skiing in the UK. The Family Feud board for “Name one good thing about Italy” would 100 answers of “FOOD”.
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This is like when Kash Patel wanted to go jet skiing in the UK. The Family Feud board for “Name one good thing about Italy” would 100 answers of “FOOD”.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Thought for sure this was going to be a video of one the leaders of the Alberta separatist movement. They’ve really put their mark on the basement dweller+hat+wrinkled suit fit.
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Thought for sure this was going to be a video of one the leaders of the Alberta separatist movement. They’ve really put their mark on the basement dweller+hat+wrinkled suit fit.
I don’t really know how to articulate it, but there’s something deeply sinister about ‘Uncrustables’.
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I don’t really know how to articulate it, but there’s something deeply sinister about ‘Uncrustables’.
[Overwriting the ID chip in my cat’s ear to turn him into a living Amiibo.]
“You are Tom Nook now :)”
*Smushes cat’s face into Switch*
“You are Tom Nook now :)”
*Smushes cat’s face into Switch*
January 31, 2026 at 10:15 PM
[Overwriting the ID chip in my cat’s ear to turn him into a living Amiibo.]
“You are Tom Nook now :)”
*Smushes cat’s face into Switch*
“You are Tom Nook now :)”
*Smushes cat’s face into Switch*
I am obviously concerned about the rising tide of fascism in Alberta, but I have so little tolerance for moralizing from Ontarians. Their last NDP government was in the 90’s?
We’re deeply polarized but we all agree that liberals can get fucked 🤷♀️
We’re deeply polarized but we all agree that liberals can get fucked 🤷♀️
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I am obviously concerned about the rising tide of fascism in Alberta, but I have so little tolerance for moralizing from Ontarians. Their last NDP government was in the 90’s?
We’re deeply polarized but we all agree that liberals can get fucked 🤷♀️
We’re deeply polarized but we all agree that liberals can get fucked 🤷♀️
Sam Darnold is the name that a drunk bozo named Cam Arnold comes up with when giving a fake name.
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Sam Darnold is the name that a drunk bozo named Cam Arnold comes up with when giving a fake name.
I look forward to spending my old age toiling in the mines under the crippling austerity of Prime Minister Jaxsyn Trudeau-Perry’s Liberal minority government.
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I look forward to spending my old age toiling in the mines under the crippling austerity of Prime Minister Jaxsyn Trudeau-Perry’s Liberal minority government.
A picture of the two dozen Monster Energy cans and Gatorade bottles I finally took out of my room posed like the pictures of guns and drugs that cops post with the caption “Keeping our streets clean.”
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
A picture of the two dozen Monster Energy cans and Gatorade bottles I finally took out of my room posed like the pictures of guns and drugs that cops post with the caption “Keeping our streets clean.”
If we had not inexorably tied people’s retirement funds to the notion that the economy must grow by 2%-10% every year, we wouldn’t need companies to find a way to grow by that much for no reason. They don’t seem to be capable of doing so in a responsible way. Products get worse, cost goes up.
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 AM
If we had not inexorably tied people’s retirement funds to the notion that the economy must grow by 2%-10% every year, we wouldn’t need companies to find a way to grow by that much for no reason. They don’t seem to be capable of doing so in a responsible way. Products get worse, cost goes up.
I’d delete my ad blocker in a heartbeat if they would bring back the version of Google that actually worked. I’d make that trade. It’s pulling teeth to find shit these days.
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I’d delete my ad blocker in a heartbeat if they would bring back the version of Google that actually worked. I’d make that trade. It’s pulling teeth to find shit these days.
Mark Carney shamelessly pandering to voters in the western provinces by speaking absolutely dogshit French.
January 20, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Mark Carney shamelessly pandering to voters in the western provinces by speaking absolutely dogshit French.
On a hot day, I’ll often go outside with a soup spoon and blow on the air to cool it down, just one of the little things I do to fight climate change.
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM
On a hot day, I’ll often go outside with a soup spoon and blow on the air to cool it down, just one of the little things I do to fight climate change.
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
Jarrett Stidham has got to be the most Ex-Fiancé name possible.
January 19, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Jarrett Stidham has got to be the most Ex-Fiancé name possible.
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez is going to be the first person to use the term “neuro-spicy” in Congress.
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez is going to be the first person to use the term “neuro-spicy” in Congress.
I do want to write this down for the record, I’m not on this website because I think I’m better than anyone. I quit Twitter for like a year and them came here because it’s fucking boring, and I won’t spend too long on my phone. This is the nicotine patch of text-based discourse.
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I do want to write this down for the record, I’m not on this website because I think I’m better than anyone. I quit Twitter for like a year and them came here because it’s fucking boring, and I won’t spend too long on my phone. This is the nicotine patch of text-based discourse.
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kelly! kelly, it's trent. your cousin, machine gun trent. you know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! [pounds pencil into dickhole]
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
kelly! kelly, it's trent. your cousin, machine gun trent. you know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! [pounds pencil into dickhole]
I’m sorry, but nobody is making cranks like Alberta. We’re making cranks you haven’t seen, with grievances you haven’t considered, and tactics you couldn’t imagine.
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I’m sorry, but nobody is making cranks like Alberta. We’re making cranks you haven’t seen, with grievances you haven’t considered, and tactics you couldn’t imagine.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this
The most demoralizing thing about AI scams and passive income generating garbage (books, engagement, music, etc.) is that the only thing that kept people from doing this perviously was the effort required to do it. Like so many people would be totally willing to scam if it didn’t require any effort.
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The most demoralizing thing about AI scams and passive income generating garbage (books, engagement, music, etc.) is that the only thing that kept people from doing this perviously was the effort required to do it. Like so many people would be totally willing to scam if it didn’t require any effort.