Two weeks?

The humanity. Twerking dino.

I've had salads with crunched up uncooked ramen noodles in them. Maybe it's not all that crazy.

Jimmy Kimmel: "Trump was confused by old footage of the Portland protests from 2020, that were being played on a loop by Fox News, so he sent in the National Guard to stop a protest that ended five years ago. God forbid they ever show him footage of Pearl Harbor — Japan will be in a LOT of trouble."

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

This strikes me as pretty bad

We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.

He gets his jollies from hurting and killing people. How can anyone admire this sick freak?

Yep. It's been a problem since the 80s if not before and now trump has purposely made it much, much worse.

Which party controls the presidency, House and the Senate? It depends who you ask.

When you understand that every forest is having a conversation, every garden is singing beneath the soil, and every puddle contains a universe, you're remembering what concrete made you forget.

The ACA marketplace health plans now cover more than 24 million people, many of them reliant on enhanced subsidies to keep costs down.

I wonder who foots the bill for their rescue, and how much garbage they left behind on the mountain.

Stephen Miller said "plenary authority," which is a fancy way of saying "absolute power of the kind Hitler enjoyed," and then goes silent, probably because he jizzed his pants.

He's not quite as brazen as Mitch McConnell refusing Obama his SCOTUS pick, but he's sure trying.

Remarkable that he found someone willing to procreate with him. She must be a real lulu.

Naw, he doesn't believe it's right and good. He just likes killin'.

So is trump, for that matter. Just his actions at the beginning of the pandemic qualify him as a mass murderer.

I haven't seen a movie in the theater since pre-pandemic times, but that one would draw me in.

Not even a close contest. The backlash, when it finally hits... it'll be epic. People will try wildly to hide the fact they were maga.

She'll eventually find out.

It's enough to make me prefer my own cooking.

Basil Pesto Bowtie Salad and Smoked Mozzarella Penne Salad recalled for possible listeria.

24 people across 15 states infected — all hospitalized
— four deaths in CA, NY and TX.

Kroger says discard or return the products for a refund as investigations by the CDC and FDA continue.

It would be for the best.