Skaði Eldritch
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Hi, this is my goblin, Xenon. She hopes you find happiness in this photo as the US crashes
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hi, this is my goblin, Xenon. She hopes you find happiness in this photo as the US crashes
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Circling back on this…
March 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Circling back on this…
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Five public health facts RFK Jr doesn't want you to know:
1. Vaccines work and are safe.
2. Solid fats aren't health foods.
3. Random dead animals you find lying around are not safe to touch (or eat).
4. Methylene blue is a dye, not a miracle cure.
5. Measles is bad for you.
1. Vaccines work and are safe.
2. Solid fats aren't health foods.
3. Random dead animals you find lying around are not safe to touch (or eat).
4. Methylene blue is a dye, not a miracle cure.
5. Measles is bad for you.
March 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Five public health facts RFK Jr doesn't want you to know:
1. Vaccines work and are safe.
2. Solid fats aren't health foods.
3. Random dead animals you find lying around are not safe to touch (or eat).
4. Methylene blue is a dye, not a miracle cure.
5. Measles is bad for you.
1. Vaccines work and are safe.
2. Solid fats aren't health foods.
3. Random dead animals you find lying around are not safe to touch (or eat).
4. Methylene blue is a dye, not a miracle cure.
5. Measles is bad for you.
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Soooooo we thinking old Pete was drunk or the job or what? It would be funny, if it wasn’t scary! Maybe we need some DEI (definitely earned it) hires to get this shit together because the incompetence is OVERWHELMINGLY problematic.
March 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Soooooo we thinking old Pete was drunk or the job or what? It would be funny, if it wasn’t scary! Maybe we need some DEI (definitely earned it) hires to get this shit together because the incompetence is OVERWHELMINGLY problematic.
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary step on the way to all-out depression. “Look, what we’re doing is very big and will cause some pain, but that pain is necessary to cause total economic […]
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March 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...
March 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...
I need everyone to see the many faces of my other cat Xenon. For dopamine. #tortiecat
March 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I need everyone to see the many faces of my other cat Xenon. For dopamine. #tortiecat
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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March 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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I wish JD Vance’s momma had traded him for fucking pills.
She woulda had a better weekend and we would have a better nation.
She woulda had a better weekend and we would have a better nation.
February 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I wish JD Vance’s momma had traded him for fucking pills.
She woulda had a better weekend and we would have a better nation.
She woulda had a better weekend and we would have a better nation.
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I have airport disease.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
February 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I have airport disease.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
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If you’re siding with Vladimir Putin, you’re wrong.
February 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If you’re siding with Vladimir Putin, you’re wrong.
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That’s Tammy Baldwin — not me. You can keep track of all the hundreds of white men but it’s the 28 women in the Senate that trips you up, Fox News?
February 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
That’s Tammy Baldwin — not me. You can keep track of all the hundreds of white men but it’s the 28 women in the Senate that trips you up, Fox News?
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Maybe hating on dick bosses is the great unifier, the thing that brings all Americans together.
February 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Maybe hating on dick bosses is the great unifier, the thing that brings all Americans together.
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Elon, I hate to break it to you but you aren’t my boss. I answer to the people of Minnesota.
But since you bring it up, I spent last week fighting to stop tax breaks for billionaires like you, paid for by defunding health care for moms and babies
But since you bring it up, I spent last week fighting to stop tax breaks for billionaires like you, paid for by defunding health care for moms and babies
February 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Elon, I hate to break it to you but you aren’t my boss. I answer to the people of Minnesota.
But since you bring it up, I spent last week fighting to stop tax breaks for billionaires like you, paid for by defunding health care for moms and babies
But since you bring it up, I spent last week fighting to stop tax breaks for billionaires like you, paid for by defunding health care for moms and babies
I’m so happy I voted for you 😂😂
This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.
February 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’m so happy I voted for you 😂😂
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Monday: Government Lawyers state the Elon Musk has no formal authority over federal employees
Saturday: After declaring ‘I have become meme’ Elon Musk declares that all federal employees have to respond to an email or be fired.
Saturday: After declaring ‘I have become meme’ Elon Musk declares that all federal employees have to respond to an email or be fired.
February 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Monday: Government Lawyers state the Elon Musk has no formal authority over federal employees
Saturday: After declaring ‘I have become meme’ Elon Musk declares that all federal employees have to respond to an email or be fired.
Saturday: After declaring ‘I have become meme’ Elon Musk declares that all federal employees have to respond to an email or be fired.
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Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post
February 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post
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gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.
BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell says he won't seek re-election in 2026, ending a 40-year Senate career. nbcnews.to/4i5uZ9p
February 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.
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NEW: Minnesota was just ranked a top state both to retire and to raise a family.
By investing in the things that matter – economic opportunity, health and safety, and strong communities – we’re building the best state for all Minnesotans from childhood through retirement.
By investing in the things that matter – economic opportunity, health and safety, and strong communities – we’re building the best state for all Minnesotans from childhood through retirement.
February 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
NEW: Minnesota was just ranked a top state both to retire and to raise a family.
By investing in the things that matter – economic opportunity, health and safety, and strong communities – we’re building the best state for all Minnesotans from childhood through retirement.
By investing in the things that matter – economic opportunity, health and safety, and strong communities – we’re building the best state for all Minnesotans from childhood through retirement.
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Elon is the first virgin to have 13 kids.
February 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Elon is the first virgin to have 13 kids.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually