Lon
@vdmasker.bsky.social
Let me start by saying I am an Autistic adult. I'm making up the rest as I go along.
See? Because of me, now they have a warning.
Once again, "hired goons"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
See? Because of me, now they have a warning.
A good therapy session ends with us closing our eyes and slowly chanting, "I am Groot."
December 31, 2024 at 5:00 PM
A good therapy session ends with us closing our eyes and slowly chanting, "I am Groot."
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It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
Thank you, Mr. Ociffer, for making me afraid to leave the house, again.
December 14, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Thank you, Mr. Ociffer, for making me afraid to leave the house, again.
This is exactly what I have been learning for myself this past year.
December 8, 2024 at 8:15 PM
This is exactly what I have been learning for myself this past year.
Same here. Anyone who really knows me wouldn't honor my memory with lots of talking. Just have music. And food.
December 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Same here. Anyone who really knows me wouldn't honor my memory with lots of talking. Just have music. And food.
I thought of a new line.
Are you an angel? Because your true form is way more frightening than most people expect.
Are you an angel? Because your true form is way more frightening than most people expect.
November 27, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I thought of a new line.
Are you an angel? Because your true form is way more frightening than most people expect.
Are you an angel? Because your true form is way more frightening than most people expect.
Classic Metal: yes
Hair Metal: only certain songs I like
Speed Metal: frequently
Nu Metal: often
Gothic Metal: yes, now
Black Metal: only melodic black metal, like Alcest
Doom Metal: yes, and sludge, you forgot sludge
Hair Metal: only certain songs I like
Speed Metal: frequently
Nu Metal: often
Gothic Metal: yes, now
Black Metal: only melodic black metal, like Alcest
Doom Metal: yes, and sludge, you forgot sludge
Classic Metal: Always
Hair Metal: You bet
Speed Metal: sometimes
Nu Metal: rarely
Gothic Metal: maybe
Black Metal: nah, not really
Doom Metal: YESSSSSSS
Death Metal: nope
Power Metal: definitely
Symphonic Metal: nah
Industrial: sure
Folk Metal: n
Thrash Metal: 😀
Prog Metal: If Skylab recommends
Hair Metal: You bet
Speed Metal: sometimes
Nu Metal: rarely
Gothic Metal: maybe
Black Metal: nah, not really
Doom Metal: YESSSSSSS
Death Metal: nope
Power Metal: definitely
Symphonic Metal: nah
Industrial: sure
Folk Metal: n
Thrash Metal: 😀
Prog Metal: If Skylab recommends
Classic Metal: FYEAH
Hair Metal: FYEAH
Speed Metal: sometimes
Nu Metal: rarely
Gothic Metal: yes
Black Metal: rarely
Doom Metal: FYEAH
Death Metal: rarely
Power Metal: FYEAH
Symphonic Metal: FYEAH
Industrial: nah
Folk Metal: sometimes
Thrash Metal: sometimes
Prog Metal: HELLFUCKINGYES
Hair Metal: FYEAH
Speed Metal: sometimes
Nu Metal: rarely
Gothic Metal: yes
Black Metal: rarely
Doom Metal: FYEAH
Death Metal: rarely
Power Metal: FYEAH
Symphonic Metal: FYEAH
Industrial: nah
Folk Metal: sometimes
Thrash Metal: sometimes
Prog Metal: HELLFUCKINGYES
November 21, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Classic Metal: yes
Hair Metal: only certain songs I like
Speed Metal: frequently
Nu Metal: often
Gothic Metal: yes, now
Black Metal: only melodic black metal, like Alcest
Doom Metal: yes, and sludge, you forgot sludge
Hair Metal: only certain songs I like
Speed Metal: frequently
Nu Metal: often
Gothic Metal: yes, now
Black Metal: only melodic black metal, like Alcest
Doom Metal: yes, and sludge, you forgot sludge
When I saw this picture I thought,"if you blindfolded me and dropped here and demanded that I tell you if it was in Calgary or Provo, UT I would have such a hard time."
November 21, 2024 at 12:32 AM
When I saw this picture I thought,"if you blindfolded me and dropped here and demanded that I tell you if it was in Calgary or Provo, UT I would have such a hard time."
I just saw this and wanted to use it. It might relate to something, sometime...
November 19, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I just saw this and wanted to use it. It might relate to something, sometime...
I had to do a captcha the other day. As I stared at the pictures I could just tell that they were all ai generated. Then I thought,"They're using us to learn how to pass as human."
November 19, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I had to do a captcha the other day. As I stared at the pictures I could just tell that they were all ai generated. Then I thought,"They're using us to learn how to pass as human."
I did not know that sneezing powder really existed. Today it took the form of berbere spice powder.
November 15, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I did not know that sneezing powder really existed. Today it took the form of berbere spice powder.