Em
@velociratbag.bsky.social
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And yet you are still more normal than me, the guy whose strange behaviour you are charting
Charted out all of @tbskyen.com’s Hellaverse reactions bc apparently I have the kind of autism that drives me to apply MATH to this madman’s yapping about queer demons with Issues™
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
And yet you are still more normal than me, the guy whose strange behaviour you are charting
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also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
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Amazing timing for a double yawn 😭
September 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Amazing timing for a double yawn 😭
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JK Rowling is cruel and stupid.
April 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
JK Rowling is cruel and stupid.
Djo! Phone camera you have done your best but were ultimately disappointing.
February 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Djo! Phone camera you have done your best but were ultimately disappointing.
Djo concert last night was super chill, most relaxed and enjoyable concert I've been to maybe ever, but can we like, agree that if you are EIGHT FOOT TALL maybe you let the shorts in front? God. Also if you are already EIGHT FOOT TALL do not blow your nasty skunk vape cloud in my face repeatedly.
February 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Djo concert last night was super chill, most relaxed and enjoyable concert I've been to maybe ever, but can we like, agree that if you are EIGHT FOOT TALL maybe you let the shorts in front? God. Also if you are already EIGHT FOOT TALL do not blow your nasty skunk vape cloud in my face repeatedly.
Obligatory first post.
November 8, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Obligatory first post.