Robyn
@velocirobyn.bsky.social
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Cosplay, video games, bracelets, Magic: the Gathering, Montreal hockey, board games, gardening, dinosaurs. 🇨🇦 Probably AuDHD, which is my entire personality.
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velocirobyn.bsky.social
Twitter expat.
I make bracelets; I cosplay; I play video games.
Mostly here for news that's not about USA because I don't live there.
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heatherhogan.bsky.social
Wife: Fuck the Yankees!

Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
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Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
velocirobyn.bsky.social
Yes, this is the only rendition I am familiar with. It's a wonderful drawing.
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habsinhighheels.bsky.social
Oliver Kapanen, welcome to the penalty-kill! #Habs pull level 1-1 thanks to Kapanen's shorthanded snipe - his 1st #NHL goal too no less!
velocirobyn.bsky.social
I do this with everything that is actually a Kickstarter campaign.

And anti-aging products.
laurarouth.bsky.social
Just another day of clicking the three dots on fossil fuel company ads and checking the “This ad is inappropriate box.”
velocirobyn.bsky.social
BACK FOR HOCKEEEYYYY

That dang Pepsi commercial with green men for Van 🤣
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breelundberg.com
I've been seeing my favorite fuzzy friends around! 🍂🐛
Illustration of a wooly (sometimes spelled woolly) bear caterpillar. It's fuzzy and cute and has a happy little smile. There's lines radiating around it and above it says "it's wooly time!" in lowercase hand lettering. The background is a light orange checkered pattern.
velocirobyn.bsky.social
This is a really great clip. The only other way to get this view is pricey hotel room or helicopter ride.

The roof of the building is blocking sight of the spot where yo can stand right at the brink. Just out of shot on the last is where the US viewing platform of this fall is.
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velocirobyn.bsky.social
oh, also, you haven't seen me around much because I deleted the app from my phone due to overuse
velocirobyn.bsky.social
omg I just napped for 2hrs on the couch and all I got out of it was a headache

gonna try some caffeine and see if that helps
velocirobyn.bsky.social
The only American in my personal friends-only Discord server popped in today after being gone for like 8 months to remind us all that today is the start of the NHL season.

BUUDY LOL everyone else is Canadian! but also, he knows that and that IS part of his joke
velocirobyn.bsky.social
I'm STILL seeing job ads that say "advanced Excel functions such as pivot tables, v-look ups, macros"

VLOOKUP sucks! It's SO SIMPLE that it can't find something if the data isn't in a specific order. Use Index(MATCH()) instead! oh my god

If this is what's advanced then please hire me!
velocirobyn.bsky.social
Applied to DND. Concerned I might not fit their values.

LinkedIN keeps showing me US jobs and like....no. Not only am I not able to work in the US, I am not going there. Why can't you tell it not to show you work in other countries?? (the country is in the search range, perils of border life)
velocirobyn.bsky.social
Just took a provincial gov career aptitude test because I have been on job boards the last 3 hours.
The results are...inconsistent, low-paying, have almost zero growth, and require some pretty special skills.

So I guess the government is telling me my actual skills aren't needed here.
velocirobyn.bsky.social
Make sure you read actual laws and not tiktoks

www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...
velocirobyn.bsky.social
When GM closed in St Catharines it devastated the area. Thousands of people out of work, which caused so much near-poverty.

People lost homes.

Then when they finally tore the plant down after so many years....rats invaded the nearby buildings in droves. Major issue.

It's not just peoples' jobs.
velocirobyn.bsky.social
Ugh

If your pinned post is about US politics I'm blocking you.
The only way I'm even finding these accounts is because they're flagged as having AI pics.

The Venn diagram of "obnoxious about politics" and "casual AI pictures" is a circle.
velocirobyn.bsky.social
This is insane for a watercolour
artsartistsartwork.bsky.social
Unbelievable talent producing this watercolor by Conny Jager Canadian Painter ❤️
@studiojager
velocirobyn.bsky.social
This is the view from the Peace Bridge returning from Buffalo, which obviously the caption says but a lot of people don't know the crossing is at the second-largest city in NY (and not the one in the famous vid last week)

Earlier this bot posted a vid of the Falls, but it was dark and such a waste.
canada-cambot.bsky.social
Canada Bound Truck Inspection Fort Erie, ON

#Canada
velocirobyn.bsky.social
He's so young here omg

This is just a boy!
cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social
Happy birthday to Patrick Roy, born on this day in 1965 in Quebec City!
A legendary NHL goalie, he won 4 Stanley Cups, 3 Conn Smythe, 5 William M. Jennings and 3 Vezinas. An 11-time All-Star, he won 551 games. As a coach, he led the Quebec Remparts to two Memorial Cups.
A photograph of Patrick Roy, a hockey goaltender, wearing a red Montreal Canadiens jersey with the number 33. He is standing in front of a goal net, equipped with a white mask, blocker, glove, and stick. The background shows a blurred crowd in the stands.
velocirobyn.bsky.social
I think I've been awake since 4.30 😑
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crtcltheology.bsky.social
As a Canadian, I don’t understand admissions letters. My kid applied to three different Canadian universities - all she submitted were her high school transcripts. No essays. No listing extracurriculars. Admissions are grade-based only. Why is the States so weird?
osvaldini.bsky.social
To combat A.I. generated admissions letters, many colleges and university admissions offices are switching to video essays.
#academicSky #comm_college #highered #highereducation
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
Colleges turn to video essays to counter AI-written submissions
Podcast Episode · Marketplace Tech · 09/30/2025 · 11m
podcasts.apple.com
velocirobyn.bsky.social
😐
marklazerus.bsky.social
SIXTEEN players were ejected from tonight's Battle of Florida. The Lightning and Panthers combined for 312 penalty minutes.

Paul Maurice: "The league will look at that, handle it the same way they do in the playoffs. I’ll leave it at that."

Story from Sunrise:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/669...
Panthers, Lightning preseason finale ends with 312 penalty minutes, 16 ejections
The Panthers’ eighth goal was taken off the board after Niko Mikkola was ruled ineligible due to a game misconduct.
www.nytimes.com