Velodus🎄
@velodus.bsky.social
Ahoy, congrats on living in the precise way to land on my profile in this moment. I write stuff and have a mondo cool YT channel.
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▶️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: youtube.com/velodus ⋆
🏀 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗺𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘁: @shamsbot.bsky.social ⋆
🔗 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲: https://linktr.ee/velodus ⋆
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▶️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: youtube.com/velodus ⋆
🏀 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗺𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘁: @shamsbot.bsky.social ⋆
🔗 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲: https://linktr.ee/velodus ⋆
Happy 15th anniversary to the most famous photo to ever come out of a game Carlos Arroyo played in
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy 15th anniversary to the most famous photo to ever come out of a game Carlos Arroyo played in
It's funny how we love dogs and we love mascots, and yet whenever there's an anthropomorphic dog mascot, it never hits right. Teams should take a page out of UGA and Washington and just have an actual, living dog for its mascot instead.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's funny how we love dogs and we love mascots, and yet whenever there's an anthropomorphic dog mascot, it never hits right. Teams should take a page out of UGA and Washington and just have an actual, living dog for its mascot instead.
Okay, so maybe the trajectory of the Clippers was foreseeable in hindsight
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Okay, so maybe the trajectory of the Clippers was foreseeable in hindsight
Quentin Tarantino says he was disappointed that Heath Ledger was cast as the Joker in The Dark Knight instead of his preferred choice for the role: the giant foot statue from LOST
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Quentin Tarantino says he was disappointed that Heath Ledger was cast as the Joker in The Dark Knight instead of his preferred choice for the role: the giant foot statue from LOST
Willie Randolph when he wakes up and hears about how Chris Paul was coldly cut out of nowhere at 3 AM when his team was on the road
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Willie Randolph when he wakes up and hears about how Chris Paul was coldly cut out of nowhere at 3 AM when his team was on the road
DuckDuckGo completely drenching their search engine in AI nonsense
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
DuckDuckGo completely drenching their search engine in AI nonsense
What Trae Young has done to my fantasy team by missing almost every game going into 2026
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
What Trae Young has done to my fantasy team by missing almost every game going into 2026
Fuck Amazon. How dare they try to deny us goodness like this.
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fuck Amazon. How dare they try to deny us goodness like this.
Me when I see the episode runtimes of the new season of Stranger Things
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me when I see the episode runtimes of the new season of Stranger Things
The Hawks should be docked a draft pick for disrespecting The Cup like this
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Hawks should be docked a draft pick for disrespecting The Cup like this
They don't know all the NBA games over the next four days are the final NBA Cup qualifier games
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
They don't know all the NBA games over the next four days are the final NBA Cup qualifier games
Eugh, they just aired a Thanksgiving FanDuel ad during football encouraging the whole family to bet together
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Eugh, they just aired a Thanksgiving FanDuel ad during football encouraging the whole family to bet together
Anytime I accidentally catch a new excerpt about Olivia Nuzzi's love life
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Anytime I accidentally catch a new excerpt about Olivia Nuzzi's love life
The Phoenix Suns are now 10-6 this season!
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The Phoenix Suns are now 10-6 this season!
How the Democratic leaders talk about Mamdani versus how Trump talked about Mamdani today
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
How the Democratic leaders talk about Mamdani versus how Trump talked about Mamdani today
Important news has dropped for NBA weebs because there WILL be an official collaboration next year between the league and One Piece in which you WILL be able to buy a Chopper plushie wearing Bulls, Celtics, Knicks, Lakers, Warriors or (strangely) Grizzlies gear. Now you know.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Important news has dropped for NBA weebs because there WILL be an official collaboration next year between the league and One Piece in which you WILL be able to buy a Chopper plushie wearing Bulls, Celtics, Knicks, Lakers, Warriors or (strangely) Grizzlies gear. Now you know.
In 2020, Elisabeth Moss starred in The Invisible Man, 27 years after playing a little girl in an episode of Batman: The Animated Series who was 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 being tormented by an invisible man.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
In 2020, Elisabeth Moss starred in The Invisible Man, 27 years after playing a little girl in an episode of Batman: The Animated Series who was 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 being tormented by an invisible man.
Check out this cute seal
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Check out this cute seal
The Lakers lineups that were holding down the fort while LeBron was out
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The Lakers lineups that were holding down the fort while LeBron was out
"My wife said she wanted to show me Mouth Heaven and then she just put on a football game!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"My wife said she wanted to show me Mouth Heaven and then she just put on a football game!"