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Sort of an unfathomable situation that many, many people died and will die because the weirdo president sported clown levels of make up.
September 21, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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me: can you hold this paper on my fridge?

magnet: hell yeah easy

me: what about 2 papers

magnet: do i look like a fucking gorilla to you
September 21, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Unlocking New Weapons in Monster Hunter Now
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Unlocking New Weapons in Monster Hunter Now
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September 14, 2023 at 9:01 PM
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weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked.
August 3, 2023 at 3:25 PM
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Goodbye to my dear longtime friend, Paul Reubens. The world has lost one of the funniest human beings who ever lived. Paul, I will miss you and all the wonderful times we spent together more than you’ll ever know. 💔
July 31, 2023 at 7:44 PM
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The saddest thing about this dynamic for me is how clearly socially isolated and friendless people imprint on these types and think they're doing something good by supporting them when they're definitely not going to be getting any money or lasting relationships from them
Are people finally started to catch onto the pattern some people have online where they show up somewhere, cause problems and then paint themselves as aggrieved, ask for money because of it, then repeat elsewhere
September 10, 2023 at 9:05 PM
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📢 1.49 is here! It has some big updates to the Web app.

• Threads now sort replies by likes
• Fixes to the sync of moderation settings (adult content) between devices
• Improvements to the logged out UI on web
• The web app now correctly resizes for narrower screens
• Additional bugfixes, of course
September 7, 2023 at 5:37 PM
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I'm as happy with the back cover as the front ... my publisher has done me proud. (Reminder: pre-orders now receive a signed copy ... and my undying gratitude.)
#poetry #authors #writingcommunity
icecubepress.com/2023/07/28/i...
August 31, 2023 at 7:42 PM
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Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:

1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food

2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation

3. Asshole customer, chef revenge

4. World's Fair
August 28, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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夏が終わる前にこれを貼っておきますか…今のうちに夏クーリッシュを買いだめしておくのです…そして冬に食べ比べをするのです…!ちょっと楽しいことするとライフが回復するので…!
August 28, 2023 at 9:53 AM
August 22, 2023 at 3:11 AM
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this site needs a badge i can pay $8 a month for to trick people into thinking I am a Mod
August 13, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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drunk micah vibes for tonight:

just feeling peaceful and happy and wishing the same for everyone else

I hope you've all had something good happen recently - and if not, I damn sure hope it comes around for you soon
August 9, 2023 at 5:41 AM
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Saving up all my invites and trading them in for a Bluesky Fighter Jet
August 18, 2023 at 1:44 AM