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This also comes in flavours like "sour key" and "rocket pop"
A bottle of Black Cherry pop from the Pop Shoppe. Bonus Stella on the left.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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We got a snow globe that doubles as a bottle opener
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Look at those slammers
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I got the top one, my wife got the bottom one.

Our fortune cookies smack of Gender
Two fortune cookie paper slips. Top: You will make a name for yourself. Bottom: Be content with your lot. One cannot be first in everything.
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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A scientist who is studying several very bright white beakers. She is discovering vantapale
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Checkmate Stout & Mycelia for board game date (cc @unlox.bsky.social for stout check)
A stout next to some cute mushroom-and-raindrop based board game
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Canadian Tire fully leaning into Goth Christmas
The entire shelf is black and silver, with like, black felt bows and all-black chess piece ornaments and a *glazed black heart ornament* it's very sick
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Aircraft!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Bond: Resurrection
The scene in alien resurrection where (spoilers?) Ripley finds the room of alien/ripley hybrids in vats
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Spent the evening watching football and putting up some christmas stuff because when you're an adult nobody can stop you
My entrance hallway with white christmas lights and a silver garland running zigzag across the ceiling. There's also a green garland in the far doorway and a string of decorations on the right wall.
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I mean, I see it
Farscape's Scorpius, hauntin' John Crichton's dreams in Dream Australia Old Luke being weird
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Meanwhile in Canada: Tory MP crosses the floor to the Liberals on budget week, citing poor Tory leadership; in response, Polievre talks too much in the House and somehow gets usurped by the Bloc in opposition:
Hours later, the Conservative leader stood in the Commons and laid out his objections to the government's fiscal blueprint — as all official Opposition leaders traditionally do. He delivered a more-than 25-minute speech on the first day of debate on the budget, castigating the Liberal plan for $141-billion in new spending over five years, and answered a few MP questions. But then he failed to present the party's desired changes via an amendment — an oversight the Liberal government said is unprecedented. The backrooms of Parliament quickly went into overdrive. "It is a historic f--up," said one Liberal government official with knowledge of the talks, who spoke on condition of anonymity in order to discuss confidential matters. Traditionally the official Opposition leader has proposed the main budget amendment. The Bloc Québécois seized on the unexpected opening to swiftly present notice of their own motion to amend the budget — which now becomes the main proposed change to the document — as Conservatives scrambled to fix the over-sight.
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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They don't even know the elevator is a rare 1990 model that attracts elevator-enthusiast tourism to our Busytown, CO-area library
They don't even know meme
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I was a Compton's kid bc of ol' Picard
Compton's interactive encyclopedia 1995, featuring Patrick Stewart as Clippy
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Curling's on bois
Curling, which is on, bois
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Bluesky & @bsky.app Threads on Bluesky should feel more like conversations you'd have IRL.
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I made-a da pasta
Homemade fettuccine and spaghetti and ravioli that is honestly not as good as the fettuccine and spaghetti Fettuccine in an alfredo sauce, looking magical
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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No time for discourse I'm making noods
A pasta maker in the foreground, and two hands kneading some dough in the background.
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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..."as his #2" is just how he voted in the primary, no endorsements, lol Adams cannot ever stop lying
Screenshot of a tweet from David Moore @ppolitics Hakeem Jeffries of #NY08 ranked Eric Adams #2 on his ranked-choice ballot in NYC's 2021 mayoral primary. So did Gregory Meeks of #NYO5 and Ritchie Torres of #NY15. Adriano Espaillat of #NY13 and Tom "Problem Solver" Suozzi of #NY03 endorsed him.
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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I'll withdraw and take the L, but I think this is just Adams lying again (see the "as his #2 vote" lol). No source I can find says anything about Jeffries endorsing anyone after Wiley in the primary
CONGRESSMEMBER HAKEEM JEFFRIES ENDORSES ERIC ADAMS! AS HIS #2 VOTE
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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There is a lesson for those willing to learn
Jeff Winger saying "maybe purity that demands exclusion isn't real purity. Maybe Paradise is a lie"
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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We go now to the Maine senatorial primary
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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They're right, the perfect microcosm of American politics today is not knowing which is worse: adopting Nazi symbolism, or being an older woman.
man this sucks. are the options really septuagenarian who supports the filibuster and guy with a nazi tattoo??? we really can't do better than that? that dichotomy feels like the perfect microcosm of modern politics Imfao
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The honkening is at hand
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM