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Gay & stupid 🥀
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To Shoot a Beetle, 1964 by John Wilde
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
@deathcarpets.sisc.one when house of snax comes back, can I clip Paul Williams saying "get this fag out of here" from Phantom of the Paradise for the sound board?
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Gotta say, among books where the narrator spends 4 chapters in a row trying to do racist pseudoscience to a whale, Moby Dick is definitely my favorite
Physiognomically regarded, the Sperm Whale is an anomalous creature.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Physiognomically regarded, the Sperm Whale is an anomalous creature.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Friday at last…
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My most outlandish dream, financially speaking, is to have a bathroom sink that doesn't suck shit
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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delicious death
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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the ear of the whale is full as curious as the eye
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I'm shooting this guy in the head the minute those words leave his mouth and burning the box. I can't turn back the apocalypse, but I can save future generations from this particular scourge.
That one guy who saves a box of Settlers of Catan when the fall of civilization hits and hauls it around a post-apocalyptic wasteland so when raiders catch up to him he can say “Wait! Don’t kill me, I have Catan and remember how to play!”
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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J2023
Numskull doesn't recognize his own horse.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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All right you guys, it’s free. It’s literally a click away. There’s no excuse to not watch this. link.tubi.tv/MRh2qmuqvYb
Me and my friend’s would like you to watch the #LOST documentary I produced, which is now available for free on #TUBI! link.tubi.tv/sx0Bp7covYb
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Friday at last…
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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they should make a streaming service for straight people called hetflix oh wait they already did that it’s called netflix and hulu and paramount plus and apple tv and hbo max and whatever streaming service ryan murphy shit is on
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The new orange county public library app is fucking terrible
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Making friends at the beach ♥️
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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what god made him shark
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Friday at last…
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Pro tip: cats don't know when the photo you're taking is an unflattering angle
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I didn't used to lock my door
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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—You know what the call the cumstack in france?

—They don’t just call it the cumstack?

—Nah, they don’t call it cum over there, they got fancy words like the little death

—Then what do they call the cumstack?

—Le arganine
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I believe my wife (loves Lord of the Rings) paid Ranged Touch to do this to me (hates Lord of the Rings)
Let's make it official:

SHELVED BY GENRE's next unit, spanning ALL of 2026, will be a delve into the depths of modern genre with J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT, THE LORD OF THE RINGS, and THE SILMARILLION.

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November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@victorperfecto.bsky.social Do you know if Superman has ever been depicted punching a horse? Like, an evil one or something?
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In another life, I would have been a phenomenal clown
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM