"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

No offense to Nigels but if my name was Nigel I would be IN HELL about it

not a creature was stirring, because all the drinks were neat

i fuckin love the word "aforementioned." like yes, i did mention something afore

Ultra wealthy people should be forced to be forced to be named T. Boone Pickens again and not simply Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg so that it is very clear to everyone absent of any context that they are Matt Groening inventions and not actual people with blood coursing through their veins.

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

her breasts swung like the great bells of yore, singing their song of merriment in a synchronized fashion

Saw this Egret and I thought it looked like an angel
# birds

A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...

Man. If you don’t raise your children, other forces will

"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever."

- Carl Sagan, in Cosmos (1980)

Visualisation of our galactic cluster 💫😲💫✨💫🌌💫

NASA