V Says Things
@victoriette23.bsky.social
Proof of the gifted kid to “get high and sad all the time” pipeline
Who woulda thought I’d spend my late twenties smoking joints and writing cowboy smut?
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Who woulda thought I’d spend my late twenties smoking joints and writing cowboy smut?
I ate peanut butter and banana sandwiches every day for lunch as a kid and I had to find out for myself as an adult that I have autism. #safefoods
August 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I ate peanut butter and banana sandwiches every day for lunch as a kid and I had to find out for myself as an adult that I have autism. #safefoods
All it takes is a little butt sweat and tears.
July 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
All it takes is a little butt sweat and tears.
Nothing says I love you like, “Babe, I brought Chinese. Let’s double feature a psychological horror and a sad coming of age movie.”
May 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nothing says I love you like, “Babe, I brought Chinese. Let’s double feature a psychological horror and a sad coming of age movie.”
When you level up as an autistic person, you unlock a new perk path: laminated paper crafts or vacuum-sealed food prep. Choose your hyperfixation.
April 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
When you level up as an autistic person, you unlock a new perk path: laminated paper crafts or vacuum-sealed food prep. Choose your hyperfixation.
Space tourism is unethical.
April 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Space tourism is unethical.
Being poor is spending the majority of your time stressed about groceries then spending an entire workday distracted because you’re excited about your Aldi curbside pickup order. Making soup tonight!
April 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Being poor is spending the majority of your time stressed about groceries then spending an entire workday distracted because you’re excited about your Aldi curbside pickup order. Making soup tonight!
Don’t forget to pre-order your Betty White postage stamps!
April 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Don’t forget to pre-order your Betty White postage stamps!
When you are chronically ill, instead of counting sheep you can put yourself to sleep reading your MyChart health summary.
April 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
When you are chronically ill, instead of counting sheep you can put yourself to sleep reading your MyChart health summary.
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Please and thank you
April 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Please and thank you
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Can't sleep and I haven't tried
April 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Can't sleep and I haven't tried
Some weekends I sit and wonder if any of my office plants will have a new leaf when I get in on Monday.
April 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Some weekends I sit and wonder if any of my office plants will have a new leaf when I get in on Monday.
Came home too tired to cook, didn’t want to order food… then somehow ended up cooking two completely separate meals.
Manic depression, autism, or just an elaborate form of self-sabotage?
Manic depression, autism, or just an elaborate form of self-sabotage?
March 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Came home too tired to cook, didn’t want to order food… then somehow ended up cooking two completely separate meals.
Manic depression, autism, or just an elaborate form of self-sabotage?
Manic depression, autism, or just an elaborate form of self-sabotage?
Eat sushi, go to sleep.
March 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Eat sushi, go to sleep.
Good news! The cure to burn out is making a disgusting amount of spaghetti on a Thursday night and eating it with your hands while you wait for your partner to come home.
March 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Good news! The cure to burn out is making a disgusting amount of spaghetti on a Thursday night and eating it with your hands while you wait for your partner to come home.
I wonder what my skeleton looks like
March 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I wonder what my skeleton looks like
So, how unhinged is it to order a steak to eat while watching the new episode of Yellowjackets?
March 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So, how unhinged is it to order a steak to eat while watching the new episode of Yellowjackets?
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Protect your peace.
I’m not watching nonsense.
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Protect your peace.
Why is it so hard to find orange juice with pulp these days?
February 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Why is it so hard to find orange juice with pulp these days?
One of the great challenges of cohabitating is developing a new fridge organization system that works for your opposite neurodivergence brains.
February 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
One of the great challenges of cohabitating is developing a new fridge organization system that works for your opposite neurodivergence brains.
As a kid: *sitting too close to the tv so you can hear the cartoons over the adults talking
As an adult: *sitting too close to the tv so you can use the tv stand to roll a joint
As an adult: *sitting too close to the tv so you can use the tv stand to roll a joint
February 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As a kid: *sitting too close to the tv so you can hear the cartoons over the adults talking
As an adult: *sitting too close to the tv so you can use the tv stand to roll a joint
As an adult: *sitting too close to the tv so you can use the tv stand to roll a joint
Regrettably, “I was on the math team, bitch” is my most used comeback as an adult…
February 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Regrettably, “I was on the math team, bitch” is my most used comeback as an adult…
Pretty sure my therapist could diagnose me just by how much popcorn I eat.
January 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Pretty sure my therapist could diagnose me just by how much popcorn I eat.
Marketing works. When Erbert and Gerbert’s emails me about a free pickle with my sandwich, I feel seen.
January 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Marketing works. When Erbert and Gerbert’s emails me about a free pickle with my sandwich, I feel seen.
So, is it appropriate to put “Chili Cookoff Winner 2024” in your work email signature?
November 21, 2024 at 5:04 AM
So, is it appropriate to put “Chili Cookoff Winner 2024” in your work email signature?