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Victor North
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Product I would buy: An "Improve your Word Power" Page-a-Day calendar, but every day is a new emoji; with Unicode Consortium history, intended usage, and alternate meanings. Calendar includes rejected emojis and emojis under consideration, like red wine.
December 14, 2023 at 3:25 PM
A bouquet of kale from the garden, for dinner
December 4, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Awesome - but I once saw an upgraded but ancient unit of archers take out a tank in *my* late-stage Civilization playthrough.
December 4, 2023 at 12:58 PM
December 3, 2023 at 12:18 AM
My "frost byte" kale is starting to take on a snowy tint in the cooler weather 🌱
November 23, 2023 at 1:50 PM
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By the end of September, more than half of the world’s countries could fit inside the land burned this year in Canada.

“I can’t think of any analogy for the extent to which the modern records were not only broken but destroyed here,” says climate scientist John Abatzoglou.

Read more:
‘It’s Like Our Country Exploded’: Canada’s Year of Fire
Endless evacuations, unimaginable smoke and heat, 45 million acres burned — is this the nation’s new normal?
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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sports, math, art
October 21, 2023 at 2:21 PM
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Tendering your resignation sounds delicious.
October 11, 2023 at 3:40 AM
I mean... sure? But are we men *intended* to use this skin care line of products for masturbation??
October 10, 2023 at 5:02 PM
October 9, 2023 at 5:07 AM
Sending this card to married friends, to initiate a "sitcom-style misunderstanding" "classic gag" because I'm a good friend
October 5, 2023 at 10:38 PM
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BORN TOO WALK FORCED TOO DRIVE - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 10, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Picked a rather large Cuor D'Bue tomato from the garden just now - San Marzano tomato and Quarter for scale 🌱
September 3, 2023 at 5:36 PM
I'm the gorilla. You may be the gorilla too.
August 24, 2023 at 6:55 PM
This fellow was cold munching my dill. I am no etymologist, but I think it's a Cater-Diller 🌱
August 22, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Evening's pickings 🌱
August 13, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Two volunteers - neither doing what they were told 🌱
August 10, 2023 at 10:41 PM
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If you buy this brand of glue trap the mouse will slap it on your face and then quickly rip it off, taking your facial features with it.
August 4, 2023 at 10:26 PM
This is real tasty
August 4, 2023 at 10:10 PM
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FOR SALE: Baby Shoes shoes for baby toddler infant never worn brand new new moms clothing footwear newborn unused small child cute precious 100% cotton organic gum shoes baby
August 2, 2023 at 10:51 PM
I know not everyone follows COVID trends anymore, so FYI: hospital admissions are rising, and anecdotally I know several coworkers and acquaintances who have recently tested positive. It's hard to say without better data, but it feels like we are in the start of another wave...
July 26, 2023 at 12:28 PM
Check out this fasciated volunteer in my garden - I don't what plant left this seed - but I guess it experienced some of the ol' "random genetic mutation"... Any ideas what the heck this is/was??? 🌱
July 25, 2023 at 6:34 PM
*Takes a long drag*

"There are no coincidences... only Cowinky Dinks."
July 16, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Pollinater party on my bolted leeks! It was hard to get everyone in one pic - I think there were bumble bees & honey bees - but does anyone recognize the big waspy looking character? 🐝🌱
July 10, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Our lavender was buzzing this morning 🐝🌱
July 5, 2023 at 11:42 PM