Deck the halls with bowels of holly 💕
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Deck the halls with bowels of holly 💕
Baseball audience shots are crazy bc why am I watching a grown man in near tears with an upside down shoe on his head
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Baseball audience shots are crazy bc why am I watching a grown man in near tears with an upside down shoe on his head
another one:
Kid 1: *falls and hits his groin*
Kid 2: hahaha!!! You’re in searing pain!
Kid 1: *falls and hits his groin*
Kid 2: hahaha!!! You’re in searing pain!
October 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
another one:
Kid 1: *falls and hits his groin*
Kid 2: hahaha!!! You’re in searing pain!
Kid 1: *falls and hits his groin*
Kid 2: hahaha!!! You’re in searing pain!
Also overheard from an older sibling to a younger sibling: the biggest number is not a million. The biggest number, is no number. Numbers never stop! … idiot.
October 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Also overheard from an older sibling to a younger sibling: the biggest number is not a million. The biggest number, is no number. Numbers never stop! … idiot.
Overheard at the park from a kid who fell off the swing but didn’t get hurt: my guardian angel is built different!
October 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Overheard at the park from a kid who fell off the swing but didn’t get hurt: my guardian angel is built different!
I love that they make parking enforcement drive around in those funny little cars. It’s like the dunce cap of law enforcement
September 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I love that they make parking enforcement drive around in those funny little cars. It’s like the dunce cap of law enforcement
Walking through the supplement aisle at Costco and picking one of everything. I will be the person ever
September 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Walking through the supplement aisle at Costco and picking one of everything. I will be the person ever
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Tired of people assuming that just because I disappeared in a puff of smoke this implies something nefarious. Maybe that's just how I normally disappear
August 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Tired of people assuming that just because I disappeared in a puff of smoke this implies something nefarious. Maybe that's just how I normally disappear
Make your Venmo transactions public I like to look
June 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Make your Venmo transactions public I like to look
Romanticizing my life by poetically observing that the right sleeve cuff of all my long sleeves have coffee stains on them <3
June 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Romanticizing my life by poetically observing that the right sleeve cuff of all my long sleeves have coffee stains on them <3
One time I was really struggling in calculus so I smoked some weed and the secrets to the polar curve derivative revealed themselves
June 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
One time I was really struggling in calculus so I smoked some weed and the secrets to the polar curve derivative revealed themselves
Being gang stalked by city crows this morning for eating a salad
May 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Being gang stalked by city crows this morning for eating a salad
Staring wistfully out the window and imagining myself as a bird fluttering from yard to yard pecking bugs out of planter boxes
May 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Staring wistfully out the window and imagining myself as a bird fluttering from yard to yard pecking bugs out of planter boxes
This one took a little longer than a weekend @gluttonousfool.bsky.social
May 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This one took a little longer than a weekend @gluttonousfool.bsky.social
Just saw someone post an ube latte and call it purple matcha 😔 internetification of Vietnamese coffee shops is here!
April 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just saw someone post an ube latte and call it purple matcha 😔 internetification of Vietnamese coffee shops is here!
Does shrek follow the hero’s journey
March 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Does shrek follow the hero’s journey
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Happy wife happy life
Control group wife no statistically significant effect on life observed
Control group wife no statistically significant effect on life observed
March 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Happy wife happy life
Control group wife no statistically significant effect on life observed
Control group wife no statistically significant effect on life observed
Actual transcript of me finding this listing on marketplace: “haha that looks like some sort of baby catapu- no fucking way”
February 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Actual transcript of me finding this listing on marketplace: “haha that looks like some sort of baby catapu- no fucking way”
Reposted by Jenny
shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake
February 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake
Reposted by Jenny
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
Nothing more satisfying than beating every single yellow light on Mercer when driving through downtown
December 24, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Nothing more satisfying than beating every single yellow light on Mercer when driving through downtown
“Donut wearing top hat is go” you can’t tell me the people writing these ads aren’t just using random word generators 🙃
December 22, 2024 at 9:49 PM
“Donut wearing top hat is go” you can’t tell me the people writing these ads aren’t just using random word generators 🙃