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Viv with a hat
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Reports from office window seagulls.
The what now has been removed from the tracks? @universalhub.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The superior Monday night pantry meal, dal.
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m in my 30s and I’ve never owned a car, because I’m shit at driving. I learned as a teen but I was always an anxious driver and have since structured my life to avoid it. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford a home near a transit hub in Boston. If I had to drive, I’d endanger myself and others.
Unpopular opinion but I think it should be much MUCH harder to obtain a driver's license and at least half of drivers do not have the skills to safely be on the road. And there should be frequent tests to keep a license. Cars are dangerous and we don't take that seriously enough.
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My mixer is on a shelf inoperable at the moment because I was fiddling with taking it apart when it had some clunky gears but also, here is a picture of its place in the kitchen in 1997.
December 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Get Rosy on the OL. Make the whole needham line into orange line. It would greatly increase my particular access to bagels and my friends’ apartment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Nothing like the first shower of the year in your parents house using Pantene and dove soap to make you feel both crispy and greasy. Good qualities for a turkey, not for a Viv.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just waiting to see the incredibly stupid pitched battles Mamdani will get into with NIMBYs along the lines of White stadium once he’s in office actually enacting policies. Scale is a factor so his stupid fight will be about 100 times dumber.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It’s muted free with ads gardening tv and smooth jazz radio season to all who celebrate (me, twice a year/ my dad, every day since he got a Roku).
back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parents’ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parents’ tv? motion smoothing on? that’s like the 70mm of crime procedurals
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hey how do you stop rats from digging a den under your porch, asking for a friend?
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I think I might be a peanut butter toast guy now.

Me and my six year old nephew shaking hands meme.
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How long does one spend noticing a bad smell on just one side of their office building floor only in the afternoons before one asks for a maintenance check of the 8th floor?
August 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sometimes I forget how stupid people can be, and then I remember the gal who slept on a cot in our dining room who multiple times opted to get free shipping and whatever associated discount by signing up for prime, and didn’t look at the prime fee, overdrafted her card, and had to call for a refund.
July 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
And we’ve reached the point of humidity that just randomly triggers our fire alarms for no reason in the middle of the night.
July 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Single lady salad straight out of the mixing bowl. I should just leave the salad spinner out on the counter til August.
July 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Taking after my dad, loaded up the grocery trolley for a week of no subway access. Wouldn’t it be nice if the orange line was open during the 100 degree day we have coming up?
June 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
April 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
First ice cream truck sighting of 2025.
April 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hoffmann’s ice cream on the Jersey shore discontinued peanut butter honeycomb ice cream when I was five years old, but my older brothers continued to talk about it every summer, so I continued to be salty about missing the best ice cream ever.
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The peak of technology is being able to knock your phone into the toilet and just needing to Lysol it, not replace the whole thing. If we could have that without all the neofascist technocracy that’d be great mkay?
March 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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My news feed for the past 24 hours.
December 5, 2024 at 7:09 PM
He wants to steal my treat.
December 6, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Just had the thought, middle aged Millennials are so funny because there are people out there with grey hair that still pronounce literally “litch-RUH-ly“
November 10, 2023 at 6:44 AM
My toxic trait is that I’m chattiest in the text thread at 11pm when all my friends are asleep.
I’m leaving so many unhinged observations for my loved ones to wake up to.
September 23, 2023 at 4:08 AM
It would be an unspeakable burn if anyone else said this about me, a thirty year old woman, but I am who I am because of summer camp.
September 21, 2023 at 6:04 AM