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Expect autocorrect typos. I'm sorry but not that sorry.
Oh and to be clear, no sarcasm at all
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bullying bigots is fun and good.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Yeah just microwave it until it's fully crisped like I do!
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Did... Did they say "seems doable" to nearly ten grand from people who can't even afford food?

I... What
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is hands down the most baffling part of so much hate.

Like the fuck kinda problemless life do you have to lead to have the room care what someone else has chosen to wear
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I have reworded your jape in a lower quality why have to chosen to forsake me
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Have you tried the Magic Mask That Cures All Illness And Is Only Sort Of Cursed? Maybe you had the wrong mask
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fun (?) fact! Those are often very poorly secured and can usually be hacked with a flipper
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
That's why the website down detector down detector isn't on it
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don't think "I know you still watch me and I don't want to hear from you" is passive aggressive, that's pretty straight forward.
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Pretty solid advice for all sharp objects really
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I bet that one tastes orange
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Unless the sentence continued with "...named Donald J Trump sitting in this exact chair at this exact moment" I don't think that's true
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Nah I don't have a name
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I mean on one hand sucks you don't got a partner like you'd like but on the other hand....
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
Alt: a woman holding a cupcake with the words "good for her" below her
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey cool so new head unit by morning then
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I can answer B! I was always here and always will be since before the time of man until the sun swallows this land.

Also you forgot your front door
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Gathering everyone I follow in this state to take a trip to Knoebels (in the spring)
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh right sorry gave him too much credit somehow.

That's my b
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This does have pretty strong "the divorce came out of no where" vibes
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dude definitely leaves dishes in the sink for a week if his partner isn't home then asks her as soon as she's in the door to do them
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM