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Vladimir of the Viking Rus
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Khagan of the Viking Rus. Founder of Russia. Creator of Oligarchy. Can’t spell ‘tRUSt’ without ‘RUS.’
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Now comes Vladimir, Khagan of the Rus, Viking of Renown, Conqueror of the Balts, Slavs, Finns, Turks & Hungarians.
Witan of @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social completely “DEI” hires (or in case of Thane Hegseth, “DUI” hire). Is prime example of destruction of “meritocracy.” #MMGA
January 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just to remind the folc… all the barons and thegns seeming to bend the knee to @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social actually bend the knee to Vlad.
January 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Leon the MuskOxen at other place may be biggest cringe edge-nerd in Mercia, but AI appreciate glory of Vlad!
January 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@dramirkhangp.bsky.social thank the gods Vlad has found you here. The old place has become a cess pit.
December 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
83 years ago in your future time, East Anglia attacked Mercia with many spears and arrows, destroying Mercian longship fleet. @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social seek to weaken Mercian defenses to allow such attack again. Is wonderful!!! Vlad please with investment!!
December 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
So… @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social go to Paris to meet Robert II, King of France, and tour rebuilt temple to the nailed-God. Vlad surprise it not burst into flame again. Is true the Lord Muskox there also?
December 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
While King Bidenwulf is enemy of Vlad and Rus proxy King @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social, Viking Rus could be amused if King goes “Dark Brandon.”
December 6, 2024 at 12:40 AM
PSA: Before making life-determinative decisions based on scribblings of @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social , folc are advised to check with Vlad and Viking Rus.
WESTERN MERCIANS SHOULD GET TO SAFETY.
Bad King Bidenwulf can't even hold back the sea, so sad, even worse than Canute. More like Can't-ute. When I'm OFFICIALLY King we're gonna be so tough on the sea and causes of the sea. WET LOSER won't know what's hit it.
Tsunami warning for Northern California and Oregon after that earthquake which is currently listed as a 7.3. Stay safe out there, friends.
December 6, 2024 at 12:36 AM
It appear @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social has been sourcing scents from midden again. #MakeMerciaSmellLikeShiteAgain
December 3, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Vlad embark on luxury longship to tour the Viking Rus possessions in the sea’s far to southwest of Portugal..
November 16, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Hey! How you like Vlad selections for Mercian ealdormen so far? Is funny bunch, nyet???
November 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
This world have no ‘blue checks!’ And Vlad think to himself, what a wonderful world.
November 6, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Now comes Vladimir, Khagan of the Rus, Viking of Renown, Conqueror of the Balts, Slavs, Finns, Turks & Hungarians.
November 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM