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Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/food-st...
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April 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/food-st...
theonion.com/food-st...
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Peak of humour here
January 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Peak of humour here
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Happy holidays folks!
December 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Happy holidays folks!
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Vision Video's music is basically a spooky Molotov cocktail 🎃🍾 🔥
December 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Vision Video's music is basically a spooky Molotov cocktail 🎃🍾 🔥
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Vampire Storyteller Tips
- Make the city political and dark
- Weave secrets within secrets
- Confront irreconcilable opposites
- Introduce symbolism in undead existence
- Center the characters and their consequences of undeath
- Make the conflicts of being undead real and vivid
- Make the city political and dark
- Weave secrets within secrets
- Confront irreconcilable opposites
- Introduce symbolism in undead existence
- Center the characters and their consequences of undeath
- Make the conflicts of being undead real and vivid
December 12, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Vampire Storyteller Tips
- Make the city political and dark
- Weave secrets within secrets
- Confront irreconcilable opposites
- Introduce symbolism in undead existence
- Center the characters and their consequences of undeath
- Make the conflicts of being undead real and vivid
- Make the city political and dark
- Weave secrets within secrets
- Confront irreconcilable opposites
- Introduce symbolism in undead existence
- Center the characters and their consequences of undeath
- Make the conflicts of being undead real and vivid
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5 Danger Dice means I’ve clearly overestimated my survivability.
December 9, 2024 at 1:45 PM
5 Danger Dice means I’ve clearly overestimated my survivability.
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Perfect in every way
Here, a Washington accurate version of Edward.
That's it, that's the skeet.
That's it, that's the skeet.
December 7, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Perfect in every way
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AI: "Let me help you with this email / post / text!"
Me: I would rather drink bleach
Me: I would rather drink bleach
November 28, 2024 at 11:01 PM
AI: "Let me help you with this email / post / text!"
Me: I would rather drink bleach
Me: I would rather drink bleach
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
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November 24, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Grimal’s an absolute wonder, she’d make a terrifying sailor scout.💕 #huntertheparenting #HTP #Grimal
November 23, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Grimal’s an absolute wonder, she’d make a terrifying sailor scout.💕 #huntertheparenting #HTP #Grimal
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My absolute favorite magical characters in books are those in worlds where magic absolutely exists but they've realized that hitting someone with a chair is simpler and more effective.
The Granny Weatherwax characters.
The Granny Weatherwax characters.
November 22, 2024 at 11:34 AM
My absolute favorite magical characters in books are those in worlds where magic absolutely exists but they've realized that hitting someone with a chair is simpler and more effective.
The Granny Weatherwax characters.
The Granny Weatherwax characters.
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Sad that I gotta split it up like this, but this song has been stuck in my head for weeks and I’m craving the next episode of HTP, this is now day 121 of me asking you all to watch this YouTube series pls. 🥺 #HTP #huntertheparenting #mv
November 21, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Sad that I gotta split it up like this, but this song has been stuck in my head for weeks and I’m craving the next episode of HTP, this is now day 121 of me asking you all to watch this YouTube series pls. 🥺 #HTP #huntertheparenting #mv
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Happy reminder that if you voted Trump: get THE ACTUAL FUCK out of my spaces.
And send me money for the cleaning expenses. EW.
And send me money for the cleaning expenses. EW.
November 21, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Happy reminder that if you voted Trump: get THE ACTUAL FUCK out of my spaces.
And send me money for the cleaning expenses. EW.
And send me money for the cleaning expenses. EW.
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The Vampire Goodbye (me leaving the party)
November 20, 2024 at 9:28 AM
The Vampire Goodbye (me leaving the party)
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…and as always, sex work is real work and sex workers should be protected at all costs
November 18, 2024 at 5:00 PM
…and as always, sex work is real work and sex workers should be protected at all costs
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