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Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
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Another hard shift at the keyboard factory.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.

Team Crap Dad.
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“Dulce et decorum est pro patria big dick” really wasn’t something I was expecting to read today but here we are
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Aliens pulling out one (1) hair by the root? Too easy.

Kids leave their DNA all over the place, practically giving it away.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Good job his shops don't have this policy.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Paging Curtis LeMay to the white curtesy ouija board.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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"this conflict is _merely_ the deadliest war in human history, waged a mere twenty years after the last one, mostly on the poor bastards who survived that one, once again at the behest of distant policymakers"
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Consistent with a court order, Wisconsin legally loaded FoodShare payments to cards. Now, the Trump Administration has spent the last 48 hours making a last-ditch effort to yank those payments from nearly 700,000 Wisconsinites, including 270,000 kids. It's pathetic.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM