Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
@vonhitchofen.bsky.social
Another hard shift at the keyboard factory.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
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“Dulce et decorum est pro patria big dick” really wasn’t something I was expecting to read today but here we are
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Dulce et decorum est pro patria big dick” really wasn’t something I was expecting to read today but here we are
Aliens pulling out one (1) hair by the root? Too easy.
Kids leave their DNA all over the place, practically giving it away.
Kids leave their DNA all over the place, practically giving it away.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Aliens pulling out one (1) hair by the root? Too easy.
Kids leave their DNA all over the place, practically giving it away.
Kids leave their DNA all over the place, practically giving it away.
Good job his shops don't have this policy.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Good job his shops don't have this policy.
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Paging Curtis LeMay to the white curtesy ouija board.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Paging Curtis LeMay to the white curtesy ouija board.
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"this conflict is _merely_ the deadliest war in human history, waged a mere twenty years after the last one, mostly on the poor bastards who survived that one, once again at the behest of distant policymakers"
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"this conflict is _merely_ the deadliest war in human history, waged a mere twenty years after the last one, mostly on the poor bastards who survived that one, once again at the behest of distant policymakers"
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Consistent with a court order, Wisconsin legally loaded FoodShare payments to cards. Now, the Trump Administration has spent the last 48 hours making a last-ditch effort to yank those payments from nearly 700,000 Wisconsinites, including 270,000 kids. It's pathetic.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Consistent with a court order, Wisconsin legally loaded FoodShare payments to cards. Now, the Trump Administration has spent the last 48 hours making a last-ditch effort to yank those payments from nearly 700,000 Wisconsinites, including 270,000 kids. It's pathetic.