watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

911 service is out where I live, how soon should I anticipate The Purge

My Struggle II: Still Struggling

The XBox Ally X and the ROG XBox Ally are different consoles and no one else I’m reading seems to be confused by that. How is Microsoft so bad at naming consoles.

"There isn’t some 22-year-old putting together a 'Most Defiant Moments At The State Of The Union' listicle this morning. Twenty-two-year-olds don’t have jobs anymore."

Booing and posting is the Dem version of ‘thoughts and prayers’

During our annual #skyrim Christmas play I accidentally named the hot wood elf “Tom “ with a space so now I have to speed-run character creation. Season’s Greasons, #gamers

Bought my wife a shirt for Xmas that turned out to be poor quality. The refund came back through a pet supply company, so I feel vindicated. Never buy from Insta ads, folks.

I don’t need a chiropractor, I need a device that will deliver an electric shock whenever I cross my legs at my desk.

Let’s see if this works:

less boomer memes

Matt Gaetz is the George Santos of Rudy Giulianis.