asher
w1ndrush.bsky.social
asher
@w1ndrush.bsky.social
Soundboy Killer | guinea stamps | Ecclesiastes XII
MANGER BABIES
September 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
New Beths album bangs if anyone needs me I'm gonna be crying all weekend
September 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@aidanis.fun what do you think of clair obscur
April 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh my God Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is incredible. I think I'm in love.
April 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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🎶 we got a great big conclave
rockin through the night
yeah we got a great big conclave
ain’t she a beautiful sight
connnclaaaaave 🎶
April 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
when i die pls dont bury me in this town
April 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Real poo for my sham friends
April 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
@nottscolin.bsky.social mate using the shower while listening to banging tunes? Gonna be £15 I'm afraid
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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needless to say,
March 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*agricultural talk
My husband has begun to use utterly awful dirty talk during sex and it's a complete turn off. Dries me right up. Guys, do not use phrases like "my balls yearn to gift you with seed." No. No, no, no, no.
March 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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In 1997, Stone Cold Steve Austin captivated audiences worldwide by hitting the Stone Cold Stunner on his boss, Vince McMahon.

Decades later in 2024, Luigi fatally shot healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

In this essay,
February 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
These are the days of miracle, and wonder. This is the long distance call.
February 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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My wife spends hours every week sorting our family's dirty laundry into little piles to go into the washing machine on separate loads. But when she is out I just chuck it all in together on as few mixed loads as possible. Never been found out once.
February 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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A tag team called "Tuesday Night Drugs". This is never explained or addressed but they never, ever wrestle on a Tuesday and always lose if they wrestle on Wednesday
February 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This old man, he played five, full of soul and full of drive

He's the baddest man alive
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.

How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65

Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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can't believe they turned a single painting into a long running horror franchise. mad props to Scream
February 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@zoah.bsky.social found this photo of you being that one guy in the classroom you massive nerd
January 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Chinese New Year, Chinese New Me
January 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
How is The Lonely Position of Neutral such a fucking perfect album tho
January 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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What if wrestlers were assigned Heel or Face at birth
January 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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When I have a shit, I take all my clothes off, even in the toilets at work. Apart from my socks obviously, because that would be weird.
January 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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January 5, 1974
Bruce Springsteen performs "Rosalita" for the first time at a concert at Joe's Place in Boston. The song becomes a live favorite that Bruce often plays as an encore.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYHG...
Bruce Springsteen - Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)
YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Malteser Subbuteo 💀
The sauna room had a loo, but no paper. No problem, shower just a short waddle away. Alas, something fell, and the water was flowing fast towards the sauna door. So I was crawling around naked playing "Malteser Subbuteo" and trying not to leave any traces, when the door opened.
January 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM