Wagner
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The biggest question has yet to be asked. Did he put his thumb in bubbas bum?
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The biggest question has yet to be asked. Did he put his thumb in bubbas bum?
I will say the Gatsby party is pretty funny. So hard to tell what level he is operating on sometimes. Is the fuck the poor message intentional? Does he like toeing the line that much?
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I will say the Gatsby party is pretty funny. So hard to tell what level he is operating on sometimes. Is the fuck the poor message intentional? Does he like toeing the line that much?
The most frustrating part of the AI debate is that we should have already solved the energy crisis by now. We should be focusing on building ethical systems instead.
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The most frustrating part of the AI debate is that we should have already solved the energy crisis by now. We should be focusing on building ethical systems instead.
The worst part of 9/11/01 was? It made being a paranoid freak normal.
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The worst part of 9/11/01 was? It made being a paranoid freak normal.
Remember how awesome Halloween night was before 2001. We would go all night.
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Remember how awesome Halloween night was before 2001. We would go all night.
Everyone keeps talking about SNAP like it’s complicated. It literally means “Send Now, Argentina’s Paper.
October 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Everyone keeps talking about SNAP like it’s complicated. It literally means “Send Now, Argentina’s Paper.
Despite the name, Trainspotting is NOT about Dalmatian trains.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Despite the name, Trainspotting is NOT about Dalmatian trains.
Do I detect hints of Star Trek canon?
Catherine Connolly, a self-described socialist and pacifist and a supporter of Palestine and of a united Ireland, has been elected president of Ireland.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Do I detect hints of Star Trek canon?
Doctor: We’re going to have to amputate your leg.
Me, if I ever need my leg amputated: What does a man need three legs for?
Me, if I ever need my leg amputated: What does a man need three legs for?
September 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Doctor: We’re going to have to amputate your leg.
Me, if I ever need my leg amputated: What does a man need three legs for?
Me, if I ever need my leg amputated: What does a man need three legs for?
I have a question about the band name “My Chemical Romance.” Is the name a reference to roofies?
September 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I have a question about the band name “My Chemical Romance.” Is the name a reference to roofies?
AI is like activated charcoal; it's useful, but we don't know yet what to apply it to.
September 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
AI is like activated charcoal; it's useful, but we don't know yet what to apply it to.
With experience in both fields, I can confidently state that raising twins is much more challenging than raising a single baby.
September 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
With experience in both fields, I can confidently state that raising twins is much more challenging than raising a single baby.
Skeet skat
Skoodle doot
Flip flop flee
Everybody run to the coconut tree
Skoodle doot
Flip flop flee
Everybody run to the coconut tree
August 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Skeet skat
Skoodle doot
Flip flop flee
Everybody run to the coconut tree
Skoodle doot
Flip flop flee
Everybody run to the coconut tree
What upsets me the most is that Disney made me believe our villains would be sexy.
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
www.theguardian.com
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What upsets me the most is that Disney made me believe our villains would be sexy.
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@thebearfan.bsky.social like most things, My timeline is better filled with your skeets.
January 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@thebearfan.bsky.social like most things, My timeline is better filled with your skeets.
Oh, and don't forget you promised to follow @thebearfan.bsky.social this year for his 1/2 birthday! You forgot last year, and it really hurt him!
January 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh, and don't forget you promised to follow @thebearfan.bsky.social this year for his 1/2 birthday! You forgot last year, and it really hurt him!
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‘Tis better to have skaat…
January 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
‘Tis better to have skaat…
Two things. First, the word foot also refers to a measurement. A foot long ball.
Second I much prefer the name soccer. Calling it football because we use our foot is kind of embarrassing.
Second I much prefer the name soccer. Calling it football because we use our foot is kind of embarrassing.
Glad we could clear this up
December 26, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Two things. First, the word foot also refers to a measurement. A foot long ball.
Second I much prefer the name soccer. Calling it football because we use our foot is kind of embarrassing.
Second I much prefer the name soccer. Calling it football because we use our foot is kind of embarrassing.
He is really more of a Waluigi if you ask me
December 26, 2024 at 3:28 PM
He is really more of a Waluigi if you ask me
Naughty Luigi and I have the same birthday. I’m here if you need me birthday brother.
December 26, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Naughty Luigi and I have the same birthday. I’m here if you need me birthday brother.
I was wrong. He’s still got it. Might be his best work yet.
a draymond highlights comp but it’s just him trying out new wrestling moves on NBA players
December 26, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I was wrong. He’s still got it. Might be his best work yet.
The thing that makes me feel most like we're in a simulation is the fact that we have to deal with this extra dumb Kennedy.
December 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
The thing that makes me feel most like we're in a simulation is the fact that we have to deal with this extra dumb Kennedy.