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Doug Pirko
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ttrpg GM/player without portfolio. Likes games with Samurai, realizes they aren't champions of the working class. He/him.
A friend pointed out Guild Wars (1) Reforged.

I haven't even picked it up and I'm already hooked on the idea of going back to Ascalon, Elona, and Cantha again.

I'm doomed.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yeah, seems on point. Also, based on some metric I don't understand I am 7% below average--that's on point as well.
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
US force move to interdict airborne drug smugglers....
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ceti Alpha V Eel Larvae didn't just make the victim vulnerable to suggestion. they also did a fantastic job keeping the aural canal free of wax build-up.
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The best part of the holiday season?

Micro-dosing milk chocolate (tiny spheres in little festively wrapped foils) to counteract my cynicism and bitterness.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Well the first problem is you assigned inflated values to something that was worthless to begin with.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“It’s over, Shōhō! I have the high ground!”
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
In order for Earth to have 1 G gravity it must be accelerating at 1 G.

The energy required to accelerate the Earth’s 5.97x10^24 kg is provided by the combined effort of ridiculous science opinions on social media.

#fnord
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
#boardgames Played two rounds of Dice Kingdoms of Valeria, a fun and quick Valeria-themed roll & write. Came last both times, would absolutely play again.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tales Not Told on the Second Monday of October, a Right and Proper Date for Giving Thanks
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits….”
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Most of you can't even find Ottawa on a map!
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
File Under Future #ttrpg Character Names

Erica Sheet
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
🎵 Sing with me, sing for the year,
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears,
Sing with me, if just for today,
maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you awayyyyyy! 🎵
The clock strikes twelve
And moon drops burst
Out at you from their hiding place
Miss Carrie Nurse and Suzy dear
Find themselves at Four Winds Bar
It’s the nexus
Of the crisis
And the origin of storms
Just the place to hopelessly
Encounter time and then came me…
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Fargo S1 E10

There's a two second shot (right around 5m11s) of a customer in Lou's Cafe who looks just like Bill Raymond, who played "the Greek" on The Wire. Uncredited.

Fargo and the Wire are now forever connected, in my mind.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
#ttrpg If your Druids and Clerics don't dress like this, why are you even playing?! 😂 (Fits from Miss Universe, apparently).
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
#boardgames We played two games of Doomlings and a game of Port Royale last night. Went for short, easy to learn games as a bit of a change-up from our usually more complex fare.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Brilliant.
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
#ttrpg World Building Fact

Elven blood is basically glitter suspended in a clear colourless solution.

-1 Elven PC.
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Y'all are playing Dispatch and I'm still out here waiting for Champions, due in 1992! #vaporware

(Seriously though, I enjoyed Dispatch very much).
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The greatest failing of the English language is that "palindrome" isn't one.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It’s been a few months now.

I cannot fall asleep with my head resting on The New Pillows.

I sleep long, deeply, and well while my head is on The New Pillows.

The #sleepAcrobatics required to pull off the second state almost escape me every night.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I've played a lot of superhero #ttrpg games over the years.

When it comes to "knockback"--super attacks sending the opponent flying backwards--I don't think any game handled it as smoothly (and entertainingly) as Champions/HERO.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I guess it's that day, innit?

youtu.be/Y8LBkYjniTU?...
Headstones - The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald
YouTube video by Headstones
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November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM