@wakefullpeter.bsky.social
Reposted
"Sorry, your game sold millions of copies but our projections said it should have sold at least fifteen trillion for shareholders to be satisfied, so we're going to have to fire all of you. Now watch the news unquestioningly report that your game was a commercial failure. Probably because of woke."
January 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"Sorry, your game sold millions of copies but our projections said it should have sold at least fifteen trillion for shareholders to be satisfied, so we're going to have to fire all of you. Now watch the news unquestioningly report that your game was a commercial failure. Probably because of woke."
Reposted
Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
January 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
every single cabinet announcement
November 20, 2024 at 2:38 AM
every single cabinet announcement
Reposted
genuinely fucking insane to watercolor animate this. digital or not.
November 19, 2024 at 1:31 PM
genuinely fucking insane to watercolor animate this. digital or not.
Reposted
Reposted
the argument destroyer (my bluesky besties get an early flipnote today)
November 19, 2024 at 7:13 PM
the argument destroyer (my bluesky besties get an early flipnote today)
Reposted
Something was still missing🫢 Bye twitter, hi bluesky😍
November 18, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Something was still missing🫢 Bye twitter, hi bluesky😍
Reposted
GAMBLECORE PLUSH DROPS NOVEMBER 25TH, STAY TUNED
November 18, 2024 at 1:37 PM
GAMBLECORE PLUSH DROPS NOVEMBER 25TH, STAY TUNED
Reposted
being able to read the normal replies without scrolling past a transphobic coke rant by blue-check user thejewishqustion69
November 18, 2024 at 9:25 PM
being able to read the normal replies without scrolling past a transphobic coke rant by blue-check user thejewishqustion69
Reposted
This is a far better platform! 🧡
November 15, 2024 at 4:43 PM
This is a far better platform! 🧡
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
If you pay an artist you like $5 directly and then pirate their entire discography, you're still paying them better than Spotify
Spotify just reported record-breaking profits.
In totally unrelated news, Spotify stopped paying nearly 90% of artists on the service ANYTHING (no royalties for songs w <1k streams/year)
In totally unrelated news, Spotify stopped paying nearly 90% of artists on the service ANYTHING (no royalties for songs w <1k streams/year)
Spotify Hits 252M Premium Subscribers, On Track For First Full Year of Profitability
"We’re where we set out to be — if not a little further — and on a steady path toward achieving our long-term goals," said CEO Daniel Ek.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:27 AM
If you pay an artist you like $5 directly and then pirate their entire discography, you're still paying them better than Spotify
Reposted
High resolution image of a planet 3 billion km away and its rings.
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
November 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
High resolution image of a planet 3 billion km away and its rings.
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
Reposted
everybody atheist till they gotta update a bios
November 14, 2024 at 1:06 PM
everybody atheist till they gotta update a bios