Welden, Fat Brother of Waldo.
waldosfatbrother.bsky.social
Welden, Fat Brother of Waldo.
@waldosfatbrother.bsky.social
Former payphone maintenance mechanic.

Currently Doordash via e-scooter and e-bike with large tires.
Lesser known brother to narcissistic fail-son who bankrupt my parents by galavanting around the globe self producing a modeling zine he shot on a Kodak 110
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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bit on the nose
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I signed some copies of YOUTH GROUP from me n’ @bonesbunns.bsky.social at COMICS FACTORY in Pasadena! They’re one of my favorite local shops so I was stoked to see it on their shelves! Pop in and grab one today!
February 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I have diabeetus
February 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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For years, the public has called them "fake artists." But internally at Spotify, the program has a name: Perfect Fit Content. My investigation, and the first look into my book Mood Machine, is the January cover at @harpers.bsky.social. Online now & on newsstands next week
harpers.org/archive/2025...
December 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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All USAID employees to be placed on administrative leave beginning on Friday, sources tell me
February 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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i stopped for these chickens to cross the road and they wouldn’t even answer when i rolled down the window and screamed “WHYYYY?!??”
February 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Things are bleak. If you need a slight detour that includes a few moments that might make you laugh, check out the latest episode of the podcast.
February 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm Trying to get back in shape.
I play the floor "is lava" around zyn lip diapers in the parking lot on my way in. It is a fun warm up.
February 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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“Democratic Wins”
February 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Check out this cool poster from Shane the artist that did our flubheads shirt!
February 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM