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Warglepus
@warglepus.bsky.social
Chaotic tentacle loving gay nerd and blahaj aficionado.

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Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Chicago ish
Interests: Video Games, anime, MtG, kpop, plushies, board games, crafty things, general nerdery
Vocation: Retail nonsense
Me every day as long as I can remember
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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another mess
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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understand me
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Depressed but keeping up on my hygiene at least
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Shrimple 2000 Series: THE Fried Rice
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Charmin is deeply underestimating my powers
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm not like other girls or something

(Yes I am my gay hyper focus is just a different queen)
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Getting activated by an old ass Japanese meme song like a sleeper agent
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I think work's plan to deal with declining sales is too stress me out so much I keep buying snacks to stress eat to make up the revenue
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wild seeing a plush of me at the store

(I'm also a white chocolate loving monster)
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Help some of my last few posts are kinda doing numbers and I keep getting 30+ notification jump scare every time I go on break
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Man, work really be work today
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why counter spell someone bullying you when you when you can simply end their turn? 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ok, winter can be over now
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I was very brave today and did not buy the deeply on sale slushy machine or soft serve ice cream maker 🥲
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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If you’re not willing to learn the names, backstories, inter-personal dramas, and also converse with my various and myriad plushies, we absolutely cannot get along.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Help I was trying to break stereotypes and play DPS but no one ever knows how to heal and I'm over again now leveling healer in another game cause I'm sick of them 😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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🦑~ (ver. Eng)
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love.

We believe in women's wrongs in this house
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Accidentally still stumbling into several more new nonsense things in Where Winds Meet and will the chaos ever end?
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal. 🦊
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
A lovely day of games with family and friends before a day of pure retail hell tomorrow 😌
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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honestly huge win for magic the gathering players
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM