Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
Former journalist, current writer, dad, and games and horror guy, always and forever a Chicago Guy
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Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
· Jan 28
I used to say something like "I am history's greatest monster" after making a joke that bad, but I've since learned some more things about history, and I think I'm in the clear,
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former barista here (‘01-07) urging anyone who still gets their coffee at starbucks to find a different spot and support the striking workers. don’t cross the picket line! #nocontractnocoffee
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
former barista here (‘01-07) urging anyone who still gets their coffee at starbucks to find a different spot and support the striking workers. don’t cross the picket line! #nocontractnocoffee
sometimes in order to make friends with a big monster you gotta kick its ass a little after an hour of attempts at a boss fight
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
sometimes in order to make friends with a big monster you gotta kick its ass a little after an hour of attempts at a boss fight
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His Story 🤷♂️
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
His Story 🤷♂️
in France Men's Wearhouse is called Homme Depot
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
in France Men's Wearhouse is called Homme Depot
Murder On the Orient Express (Agatha Christie, 1934)
Could be about anyone.
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Murder On the Orient Express (Agatha Christie, 1934)
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not taking vitamin i until you're dying of pain isn't maha it's just being a dumb guy. i know this because i am like this
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
not taking vitamin i until you're dying of pain isn't maha it's just being a dumb guy. i know this because i am like this
oh no
me: ah fuck
wife: have you taken anything
me: [completely blank look on my face]
wife: have you taken anything
me: [completely blank look on my face]
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
oh no
it's not a "dad bod" it's a "steam frame"
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it's not a "dad bod" it's a "steam frame"
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assigned girlboss at birth
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
assigned girlboss at birth
ah dang depending on price that headset does actually sound pretty sick
new Steam Hardware coming in 2026 store.steampowered.com/sale/hardware
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ah dang depending on price that headset does actually sound pretty sick
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
love to have a stye on an eyelid, the pressure and rubbing against my eyeball is a Sensory Delight
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
love to have a stye on an eyelid, the pressure and rubbing against my eyeball is a Sensory Delight
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A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword
skeletons, and unionized developers
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
skeletons, and unionized developers
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
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I don't understand how the me who spent like 100 hours in Hollow Knight thought it would be a good to start Silksong at like 11:30 at night with the intention of just dipping in for maybe half an hour, but, uh: Silksong Good
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I don't understand how the me who spent like 100 hours in Hollow Knight thought it would be a good to start Silksong at like 11:30 at night with the intention of just dipping in for maybe half an hour, but, uh: Silksong Good
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all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
or funnier
It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
or funnier
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It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
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today was the second time in the past thirty days that ICE / CBP used chemical weapons ON AN INFANT and i feel like i’m going to lose mind just typing this sentence
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
today was the second time in the past thirty days that ICE / CBP used chemical weapons ON AN INFANT and i feel like i’m going to lose mind just typing this sentence
lol. lmao
this is officially the funniest marketing blurb of all time. I love it when dumb guys achieve transcendent comic stupidity all on their own
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
lol. lmao