Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
Former journalist, current writer, dad, and games and horror guy, always and forever a Chicago Guy
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Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
· Jan 28
I used to say something like "I am history's greatest monster" after making a joke that bad, but I've since learned some more things about history, and I think I'm in the clear,
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found all 156 eps of The Twilight Zone on archive.org for anyone else who associates New Year's Eve with the yearly Sci-Fi Channel marathon archive.org/details/TTWZN
TTWZN : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
The Twilight Zone Original
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December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
found all 156 eps of The Twilight Zone on archive.org for anyone else who associates New Year's Eve with the yearly Sci-Fi Channel marathon archive.org/details/TTWZN
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If you leave a Waymo’s door partially open the company has to pay a human $20 to come close it, please use this information responsibly.
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
If you leave a Waymo’s door partially open the company has to pay a human $20 to come close it, please use this information responsibly.
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And Tiny Gawain who did NOT die
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
And Tiny Gawain who did NOT die
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
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This will stay with me forever
December 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This will stay with me forever
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
curb your enthusiasm episode where larry is elected mayor but can't take office because he's bickering about the paperwork fees
Did you know that Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has to pay a $9 fee before taking office? Ayana Harry explains why.
December 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
curb your enthusiasm episode where larry is elected mayor but can't take office because he's bickering about the paperwork fees
this is also what it's like to have a 3 year old
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this is also what it's like to have a 3 year old
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Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
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I'm sure I'm the thousandth person to make this joke, but:
Using AI (animated)
Using AI (animated)
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm sure I'm the thousandth person to make this joke, but:
Using AI (animated)
Using AI (animated)
I'm still in Act 1 of Silksong but god damn, I don't think there's anything I've had to try more times than this ant gauntlet fight in Hunter's March, which I found too late to have Shakra assist with. That last wave just feels unfair.
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I'm still in Act 1 of Silksong but god damn, I don't think there's anything I've had to try more times than this ant gauntlet fight in Hunter's March, which I found too late to have Shakra assist with. That last wave just feels unfair.
license to drive
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
license to drive
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[extreme youth pastor voice] kids, Jesus was born in a stable because he was the GOAT
December 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
[extreme youth pastor voice] kids, Jesus was born in a stable because he was the GOAT
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I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
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christmas on bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
christmas on bluesky
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bolsonaro showing up at hospitals like norm on cheers
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
Brazilian ex-President Jair Bolsonaro undergoes double hernia surgery
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
bit.ly
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
bolsonaro showing up at hospitals like norm on cheers
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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Angel: for unto you this day is born in the city of David a savior
Shepherd: whoa whoa slow it down there professor science can you say that again in english
Shepherd: whoa whoa slow it down there professor science can you say that again in english
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Angel: for unto you this day is born in the city of David a savior
Shepherd: whoa whoa slow it down there professor science can you say that again in english
Shepherd: whoa whoa slow it down there professor science can you say that again in english
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please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
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The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits
Lucifer before the Fall
i can in fact not respect big jims craft and worldbuilding sandbox. watch me not respect it ahhhh
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Lucifer before the Fall