Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
Former journalist, current writer, dad, and games and horror guy, always and forever a Chicago Guy
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sometimes in order to make friends with a big monster you gotta kick its ass a little after an hour of attempts at a boss fight
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
sometimes in order to make friends with a big monster you gotta kick its ass a little after an hour of attempts at a boss fight
*Charlie Brown voice* I got a rock
October 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
*Charlie Brown voice* I got a rock
Adding a ton of updates to this thread today through tomorrow because I'm spending 24 hours at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social getting thoroughly spooked
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Adding a ton of updates to this thread today through tomorrow because I'm spending 24 hours at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social getting thoroughly spooked
taking one sip of this and getting the irresistible urge to pack the nation's courts with right wing ghouls for generations
October 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
taking one sip of this and getting the irresistible urge to pack the nation's courts with right wing ghouls for generations
Officer Dick's American Wasteland
October 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Officer Dick's American Wasteland
The number of Halloween decorations this kid has yelled "I love you" at this morning is melting my spooky little heart
October 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The number of Halloween decorations this kid has yelled "I love you" at this morning is melting my spooky little heart
also thought @scumbelievable.bsky.social might appreciate the custom book jacket my wife made so she could read it around the house without spooking our 2yo with the cover art, which is sick as hell
September 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
also thought @scumbelievable.bsky.social might appreciate the custom book jacket my wife made so she could read it around the house without spooking our 2yo with the cover art, which is sick as hell
executive order with this printed on it
September 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
executive order with this printed on it
also available in lower thread Count
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
also available in lower thread Count
when my wife asks me to find children's sheets with a decent thread Count
September 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
when my wife asks me to find children's sheets with a decent thread Count
if anyone needs a Poly Skeleton Throuple Tote Bag, Home Goods has got you covered
August 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
if anyone needs a Poly Skeleton Throuple Tote Bag, Home Goods has got you covered
getting a card for an 8 year old's birthday and it would be so funny to go with this one
August 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
getting a card for an 8 year old's birthday and it would be so funny to go with this one
richard scarry said acab
August 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
richard scarry said acab
Like it's very jarring to go from Spooky Fun Antics to Children Should Repent Before The Lord
August 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Like it's very jarring to go from Spooky Fun Antics to Children Should Repent Before The Lord
ah geez ah man that's not the path I was looking for at all
August 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
ah geez ah man that's not the path I was looking for at all
when the grubhub delivery is one minute late
August 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
when the grubhub delivery is one minute late
call me norman osborn the way im smokin on that green goblin
July 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
call me norman osborn the way im smokin on that green goblin
the disrespect for parents in today's society is ridiculous, can't imagine anyone being ok with a game called "beat the children"
July 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the disrespect for parents in today's society is ridiculous, can't imagine anyone being ok with a game called "beat the children"
love to get ransomware emails from the mcdonald's corporation
July 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
love to get ransomware emails from the mcdonald's corporation
thanks for the heads up ComEd, next time I'll call ahead to cancel the multi-week heat wave so I don't have to run my AC
July 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
thanks for the heads up ComEd, next time I'll call ahead to cancel the multi-week heat wave so I don't have to run my AC
