when I was like 11 or 12 a younger kid on my street stole his mom's lighter so naturally I taught him how to make a flamethrower with a can of bug spray, not out of any malicious intent but because it was a Cool Fact that I knew which he didn't know yet

going Monkey Mode is fun until I remember that I have a corporeal form with bones and joints and fatigue, which my body will remind me about for the rest of the week

Nordstrom Racques, is that anything

Kids today are more interested in Stream Fame than Steam Frame, and that says a lot about our society

do you think josh is just exhausted by "pastor bates" jokes from the local teens