Warwick
@warwickhw.bsky.social
I don't know very much. I'm aware of even less. If I knew more I'd probably forget it.
I think we should start spelling it 'horisontal'
June 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think we should start spelling it 'horisontal'
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America has always banged on about it's Constitution and how great it is. It's a shame this miraculous document can't fix tyranny or corruption after all.
May 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
America has always banged on about it's Constitution and how great it is. It's a shame this miraculous document can't fix tyranny or corruption after all.
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I guess they just didn't have enough support
Hooters restaurant chain files for bankruptcy protection
Hooters restaurant chain files for bankruptcy protection
Founded in 1983, the restaurant known for waitresses in skimpy outfits has run into financial difficulties lately
Hooters, the US-based restaurant chain known for chicken wings and skimpy waitstaff outfits, has filed for bankruptcy protection.
HOA Restaurant Group filed the motion for chapter 11 protection Monday in the north Texas bankruptcy court in Dallas. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I guess they just didn't have enough support
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The are two guards each standing by a door. One guard likes big butts and cannot lie. The other guard likes big butts and cannot tell the truth.
One door leads to big butts.
The other door leads to small butts.
You can only ask one guard one question. What do you ask?
One door leads to big butts.
The other door leads to small butts.
You can only ask one guard one question. What do you ask?
March 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The are two guards each standing by a door. One guard likes big butts and cannot lie. The other guard likes big butts and cannot tell the truth.
One door leads to big butts.
The other door leads to small butts.
You can only ask one guard one question. What do you ask?
One door leads to big butts.
The other door leads to small butts.
You can only ask one guard one question. What do you ask?
February 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The problem is that Elon Musk thinks he's Peter Venkman but is in fact Walter Peck
February 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The problem is that Elon Musk thinks he's Peter Venkman but is in fact Walter Peck
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If you rob bank using a supermarket pricing gun. You can use it again to reduce any sentence you get.
February 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If you rob bank using a supermarket pricing gun. You can use it again to reduce any sentence you get.
Just written a song about a duvet. It's a cover.
Trying to write a song about hard wood. Just chipping away at it.
I've written a song about satin, it's pretty smooth.
February 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just written a song about a duvet. It's a cover.
Due to an unexpected theological miscommunication at the White House,Trump aides have tonight stated they meant to get rid of God all along, and not the woke nonsense. The announcement caused the Vatican to release a statement that the Lamb of God was alive and well eating some grass.
#DEI #AGNUSDEI
#DEI #AGNUSDEI
February 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Binton Woods. Little oasis. Smells like winter. Wrens warning me to stay away whenever they see me. All the sticks are damp. Bark comes away in my hand. The dog doesn't mind. She hops about. I throw them. She shreds them. 3.5k
January 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Binton Woods. Little oasis. Smells like winter. Wrens warning me to stay away whenever they see me. All the sticks are damp. Bark comes away in my hand. The dog doesn't mind. She hops about. I throw them. She shreds them. 3.5k
Great perspective on the LA fires:
open.substack.com/pub/societyo...
open.substack.com/pub/societyo...
Acts of service amidst the flames: Los Angeles
When the flames rise, so do the people.
open.substack.com
January 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Great perspective on the LA fires:
open.substack.com/pub/societyo...
open.substack.com/pub/societyo...
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Me: since the word fratelli is the plural of "brother" in Italian, is the band the Fratellis actually called The Brotherses?
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job
November 7, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Me: since the word fratelli is the plural of "brother" in Italian, is the band the Fratellis actually called The Brotherses?
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job
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"The practical risks of AI are not that they become super capable thinking machines. It is building complex systems around machines we falsely assume are capable of greater discernment and logic than they possess."
September 1, 2024 at 1:21 AM
"The practical risks of AI are not that they become super capable thinking machines. It is building complex systems around machines we falsely assume are capable of greater discernment and logic than they possess."
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Had to take my mother in law to the hospital (she’s fine) and was secretly hoping I’d be late getting back so would miss my gym class.
I wasn’t late but then I remembered I’m an adult and if I don’t want to go to the gym I don’t have to.
So I’m sitting in the garden with a beer instead.
I wasn’t late but then I remembered I’m an adult and if I don’t want to go to the gym I don’t have to.
So I’m sitting in the garden with a beer instead.
August 16, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Had to take my mother in law to the hospital (she’s fine) and was secretly hoping I’d be late getting back so would miss my gym class.
I wasn’t late but then I remembered I’m an adult and if I don’t want to go to the gym I don’t have to.
So I’m sitting in the garden with a beer instead.
I wasn’t late but then I remembered I’m an adult and if I don’t want to go to the gym I don’t have to.
So I’m sitting in the garden with a beer instead.
@tomeaston.bsky.social it might as well be here already, none of all this 'it's coming home' caper
July 14, 2024 at 4:25 PM
@tomeaston.bsky.social it might as well be here already, none of all this 'it's coming home' caper
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(Advert) Now available: the AI-powered Surface Family
Me: "Family."
Me: "Family."
Princess Bride You Keep Using That Word GIF
Alt: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
From Princess Bride.
media.tenor.com
June 18, 2024 at 10:41 AM
(Advert) Now available: the AI-powered Surface Family
Me: "Family."
Me: "Family."
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Tom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn't Part of the Matte Painting
Tom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn't Part of the Matt...
Tom of Tom & Jerry fame let out a sigh upon realizing that a nearby cheese grater was drawn directly onto its own animation cel.
hard-drive.net
November 9, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Tom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn't Part of the Matte Painting
I'm looking for the same level of following on all my platforms...
September 28, 2023 at 9:03 PM
I'm looking for the same level of following on all my platforms...
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Zoom: *as call ends* How was the quality of your call?
Me: Bad
Zoom: What went wrong?
Me: They were asking me to do work
Me: Bad
Zoom: What went wrong?
Me: They were asking me to do work
September 26, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Zoom: *as call ends* How was the quality of your call?
Me: Bad
Zoom: What went wrong?
Me: They were asking me to do work
Me: Bad
Zoom: What went wrong?
Me: They were asking me to do work
September 17, 2023 at 4:42 PM
The First Rule of Over-Reacting Club is--
Me: Oh god what is it? Oh god its really bad isn't it? I knew this would happen! Why does this always happen?
Me: Oh god what is it? Oh god its really bad isn't it? I knew this would happen! Why does this always happen?
September 3, 2023 at 9:52 PM
The First Rule of Over-Reacting Club is--
Me: Oh god what is it? Oh god its really bad isn't it? I knew this would happen! Why does this always happen?
Me: Oh god what is it? Oh god its really bad isn't it? I knew this would happen! Why does this always happen?