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I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on, the President of the United States even joking about revoking someone’s citizenship should be met with universal condemnation.
July 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on, the President of the United States even joking about revoking someone’s citizenship should be met with universal condemnation.
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July 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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oh lord. what a fool. Americans speak the worst English in the world.
Trump to the President of Liberia: "Such good English. Where did you learn to speak so beautifully?"
English is the official language of Liberia...
English is the official language of Liberia...
July 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
oh lord. what a fool. Americans speak the worst English in the world.
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Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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July 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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Morning hype sesh with my demons 😌✨
July 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Morning hype sesh with my demons 😌✨
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Only despots threaten to strip away U.S. citizenship and deport their political rivals and enemies.
July 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Only despots threaten to strip away U.S. citizenship and deport their political rivals and enemies.
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Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On theonion.com/fucking...
July 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On theonion.com/fucking...
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If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
July 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
My guess is that trump wont deport Elon for the simple reason that he has proof of election fraud and god-tier access to our most vulnerable systems, but he’s definitely calling Elon’s bluff.
July 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My guess is that trump wont deport Elon for the simple reason that he has proof of election fraud and god-tier access to our most vulnerable systems, but he’s definitely calling Elon’s bluff.
July 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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"Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity."
June 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity."
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Notice how federal judges only get restrained when Trump’s president?
June 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Notice how federal judges only get restrained when Trump’s president?
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Nothing like a glowing Yelp review from your boss to make you feel like a good boy.
June 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Nothing like a glowing Yelp review from your boss to make you feel like a good boy.
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Louder for the people in the back!
June 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Louder for the people in the back!
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
ALTOONA, PA—Saying the pampered 6-year-old seemed to think someone should provide her with a midday meal on a regular basis, sources told reporters Thursday that local entitled child Harper Wiley expected to eat lunch each day of her young life. “Can you imagine? Not just on the odd occasion, but every single day!” said a source […]
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June 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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A sitting U.S. Congressman is demanding the deportation of a U.S. citizen because he doesn’t like a democratic election result.
June 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A sitting U.S. Congressman is demanding the deportation of a U.S. citizen because he doesn’t like a democratic election result.