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Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/
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Commentary: What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair
What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair
Look, I get it. I’m a weakling. These scrawny arms and spindly legs have obviously never seen the inside of a gym. You might say I’m the exact opposite of a bodybuilder. But while I’m definitely no on...
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February 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Commentary: What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
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Do you follow a bunch of witches online, but aren't sure you belong because you don't wear black, you don't curse folks, you don't want to have bones on your altar . . . or whatever you may think you have to do to be part of the club? Welcome. It's perfect just to be you. 💙
#witchsky #witchcurious
#witchsky #witchcurious
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Do you follow a bunch of witches online, but aren't sure you belong because you don't wear black, you don't curse folks, you don't want to have bones on your altar . . . or whatever you may think you have to do to be part of the club? Welcome. It's perfect just to be you. 💙
#witchsky #witchcurious
#witchsky #witchcurious
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
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Microplastic emissions into the air from land sources are estimated to be about six hundred quadrillion particles per year, which is more than 20 times larger than emissions from the oceans, according to an analysis in Nature. go.nature.com/4jWQCei 🧪
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Microplastic emissions into the air from land sources are estimated to be about six hundred quadrillion particles per year, which is more than 20 times larger than emissions from the oceans, according to an analysis in Nature. go.nature.com/4jWQCei 🧪
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Donald Trump and Pam Bondi once again violated the Constitution.
They’re wasting your tax dollars arresting journalists — while protecting pedophiles and the murderers of Renée Good and Alex Pretti.
That’s authoritarian bullshit.
They’re wasting your tax dollars arresting journalists — while protecting pedophiles and the murderers of Renée Good and Alex Pretti.
That’s authoritarian bullshit.
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Donald Trump and Pam Bondi once again violated the Constitution.
They’re wasting your tax dollars arresting journalists — while protecting pedophiles and the murderers of Renée Good and Alex Pretti.
That’s authoritarian bullshit.
They’re wasting your tax dollars arresting journalists — while protecting pedophiles and the murderers of Renée Good and Alex Pretti.
That’s authoritarian bullshit.
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Cartoon: Where is everybody? https://www.dailykos.com/story/2026/1/31/2366398/-Cartoon-Where-is-everybody?pm_campaign=blog&pm_medium=rss&pm_source=
Cartoon: Where is everybody?
A cartoon by Jack Ohman. Related |� It’s hard to look away from the impending ‘Melania’ movie ...
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January 31, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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Our billionaire Treasury Secretary called Denmark “irrelevant.” Hmm.
Unlike the US, in Denmark, health care & college are free, the starting wage is $22 an hour, paid parental leave is 1 year, paid vacation is 6 weeks & all workers get pensions.
That seems very relevant to me.
Unlike the US, in Denmark, health care & college are free, the starting wage is $22 an hour, paid parental leave is 1 year, paid vacation is 6 weeks & all workers get pensions.
That seems very relevant to me.
January 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Our billionaire Treasury Secretary called Denmark “irrelevant.” Hmm.
Unlike the US, in Denmark, health care & college are free, the starting wage is $22 an hour, paid parental leave is 1 year, paid vacation is 6 weeks & all workers get pensions.
That seems very relevant to me.
Unlike the US, in Denmark, health care & college are free, the starting wage is $22 an hour, paid parental leave is 1 year, paid vacation is 6 weeks & all workers get pensions.
That seems very relevant to me.
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A year in, Americans think Trump has made everything worse https://www.dailykos.com/story/2026/1/16/2363755/-A-year-in-Americans-think-Trump-has-made-everything-worse?pm_campaign=blog&pm_medium=rss&pm_source=
A year in, Americans think Trump has made everything worse
When President Donald Trump took the oath of office, Americans approved of the job he was doing by a nearly 10-percentage-point margin as they hoped he would lower costs and make life a little easier�
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January 17, 2026 at 7:10 AM
A year in, Americans think Trump has made everything worse https://www.dailykos.com/story/2026/1/16/2363755/-A-year-in-Americans-think-Trump-has-made-everything-worse?pm_campaign=blog&pm_medium=rss&pm_source=
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Y'all, the Trump regime is coming for the whole world map. 🐆 I broke down exactly how the administration is using this domestic chaos (and risking WW3) to serve their real bosses in this video: youtu.be/nF3ZJEIVGgc. Don't let the domestic drama distract you from the real danger!"
The Global Grift: Is Trump Starting A War For His "Friends" Netanyahu and Putin?
YouTube video by BurbNBougie: The Feral Feminist
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January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Y'all, the Trump regime is coming for the whole world map. 🐆 I broke down exactly how the administration is using this domestic chaos (and risking WW3) to serve their real bosses in this video: youtu.be/nF3ZJEIVGgc. Don't let the domestic drama distract you from the real danger!"
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"Trump wants nothing more than to be a wartime president, and if he can't get it in Venezuela or Panama or Greenland, then he's gonna send the military into American cities. He's tried to do it in LA, Portland, Chicago, DC, anywhere he can incite violence so he can feel like a wartime president."
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
"Trump wants nothing more than to be a wartime president, and if he can't get it in Venezuela or Panama or Greenland, then he's gonna send the military into American cities. He's tried to do it in LA, Portland, Chicago, DC, anywhere he can incite violence so he can feel like a wartime president."
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Just posting this again for no reason:
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January 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Just posting this again for no reason:
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Trump gets a gold-plated new ballroom.
You get a piece of chicken, broccoli, and one corn tortilla.
You get a piece of chicken, broccoli, and one corn tortilla.
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Trump gets a gold-plated new ballroom.
You get a piece of chicken, broccoli, and one corn tortilla.
You get a piece of chicken, broccoli, and one corn tortilla.
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“They didn’t ask very many questions.”
Journalist Tests ICE Recruitment; Surprised to Find Herself Hired with No Background Check
“They didn’t ask very many questions.” Independent journalist and U.S. military veteran Laura Jedeed recounts how she was hired as a deportation officer by Immigration and Customs Enforcement after a ...
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January 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
“They didn’t ask very many questions.”
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God Admits Imitation Crab Tastes Just As Good https://theonion.com/god-admits-imitation-crab-tastes-just-as-good/
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
God Admits Imitation Crab Tastes Just As Good https://theonion.com/god-admits-imitation-crab-tastes-just-as-good/
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
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