wattznext
@wattznext.bsky.social
Workin hard to keep that puppy dog energy and glass half-full vibe
@ewangs.bsky.social Have you seen ya boy's new Greased Lightning Capital One commercial?
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@ewangs.bsky.social Have you seen ya boy's new Greased Lightning Capital One commercial?
This one's my favorite bc it hits a little too close to home
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This one's my favorite bc it hits a little too close to home
Cracking myself up imagining this as just a really stupid production of Hamlet
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Cracking myself up imagining this as just a really stupid production of Hamlet
I've never even heard of Honey Dew coffee, let alone tried it
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I've never even heard of Honey Dew coffee, let alone tried it
I forgot that I also made Mac bites!
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I forgot that I also made Mac bites!
There's cool shit happening in my bathroom rn
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There's cool shit happening in my bathroom rn
I will roux this day
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I will roux this day
Thanksgiving cooks know what I'm sayin
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thanksgiving cooks know what I'm sayin
LOL, I just turned it off and suddenly I'm getting this message
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
LOL, I just turned it off and suddenly I'm getting this message
Can't forget, DJ assaults other classic, Yo Relatives
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can't forget, DJ assaults other classic, Yo Relatives
I'm curious how many people know what the white arrows pointing to either side of the truck are trying to convey
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm curious how many people know what the white arrows pointing to either side of the truck are trying to convey
+5 points for the Seinfeld reference, -2 points for missing the direct Golden Boy tie in
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
+5 points for the Seinfeld reference, -2 points for missing the direct Golden Boy tie in
Honorable mention to these bad boys for the clever name
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Honorable mention to these bad boys for the clever name
Check out this pic of @hillzy.ca I found
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Check out this pic of @hillzy.ca I found
Just sent my man $20 - who's gonna match it?
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just sent my man $20 - who's gonna match it?
I was right! It was the same fucking guy making the same weird point like 3 weeks ago!
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I was right! It was the same fucking guy making the same weird point like 3 weeks ago!
Broke it in two places and I'll still be in a boot for YEMSG woohoo!
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Broke it in two places and I'll still be in a boot for YEMSG woohoo!
Not a great day for yours truly - first I sliced open my thumb cutting an Apple, now I'm pretty sure I've broken my foot
(Please don't make fun of my cuticles, I've got enough to be upset about already)
(Please don't make fun of my cuticles, I've got enough to be upset about already)
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Not a great day for yours truly - first I sliced open my thumb cutting an Apple, now I'm pretty sure I've broken my foot
(Please don't make fun of my cuticles, I've got enough to be upset about already)
(Please don't make fun of my cuticles, I've got enough to be upset about already)
Today I finally bought the expensive fancy Japanese BBQ sauce I've been wanting to try and I do not regret to inform you it is delicious
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Today I finally bought the expensive fancy Japanese BBQ sauce I've been wanting to try and I do not regret to inform you it is delicious